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  • Artist Info: Hi there! My name is Elizabeth Boleyn. <br />
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    Interesting facts about me:<br />
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    ►I like typing lowercase L's instead of uppercase I's because it makes me feel sneaky.<br />
    ►I'm allergic to chocolate.<br />
    ►I constantly try to be vegetarian and fail miserably at it. <br />
    ►I love reading. I often avoid it just so I can get work done.<br />
    ►My dream is to work at an art museum.<br />
    ►I listen to really bad cookie cutter American pop music and I'm proud of it.<br />
    ►I also really like 80's rock.<br />
    ►Owls and cats are frickin' adorable.<br />
    ►Grammar is the sexiest thing in the world.<br />
    ►The future scares me.<br />
    ►Perry the Platypus is cool.<br />
    ►My bedroom looks like a 3 year old's best dream.<br />
    ►I love Vincent van Gogh. Thus my obsession with sunflowers.<br />
    ►I like videogames.<br />
    ►I am really bad at videogames. <br />
    ►Except I kick butt at Sticks and Stones. Cross bow ftw.<br />
    ►Curiosity killed the cat, but PM for a pic, if you're cool like that.<br />
    ►Dr. Seuss is my bro.<br />
    ►I hate coffee.<br />
    ►I'm addicted to procrastination. <br />
    ►"You can sleep when you're dead."<br />
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    The History Teacher by Billy Collins<br />
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    Trying to protect his students' innocence<br />
    he told them the Ice Age was really just<br />
    the Chilly Age, a period of a million years<br />
    when everyone had to wear sweaters.<br />
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    And the Stone Age became the Gravel Age,<br />
    named after the long driveways of the time.<br />
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    The Spanish Inquisition was nothing more<br />
    than an outbreak of questions such as<br />
    "How far is it from here to Madrid?"<br />
    "What do you call the matador's hat?"<br />
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    The War of the Roses took place in a garden,<br />
    and the Enola Gay dropped one tiny atom on Japan.<br />
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    The children would leave his classroom<br />
    for the playground to torment the weak<br />
    and the smart,<br />
    mussing up their hair and breaking their glasses,<br />
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    while he gathered up his notes and walked home<br />
    past flower beds and white picket fences,<br />
    wondering if they would believe that soldiers<br />
    in the Boer War told long, rambling stories<br />
    designed to make the enemy nod off.
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    If you are interested in avvie art, PM me, I'm opening a shop some day.
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