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  • Artist Info: I am trying to bring a guild back to life. Its for random people. please join. its at <br />
    http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/index.php?guild_id=58697<br />
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    Things to do at Wal-Mart while the spouse/partner is taking his/her sweet time: <br />
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    1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. <br />
    2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals. <br />
    3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms. <br />
    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'I think we have a code 3 in house wares,' and see what happens.<br />
    5. Put M&M's on lay away. <br />
    6. Move 'CAUTION WET FLOOR' signs to carpet areas. <br />
    7. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department. <br />
    8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why won't you people leave me alone?'<br />
    9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. <br />
    10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are. <br />
    11. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.' <br />
    12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. <br />
    13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!' <br />
    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'<br />
    15. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud ...'Hey we're out of toiletpaper in here!'.
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