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  • Artist Info: 1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly place them in shoppers' carts while they aren't looking.<br />
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    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.<br />
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    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.<br />
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    4. Walk up to an employee in housewares, tell him/ her in an official tone "Code Blue." and watch what happens.<br />
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    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.<br />
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    6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.<br />
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    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.<br />
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    8. When a clerk asks how they may help you, start crying and say "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"<br />
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    9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror and pick your nose.<br />
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    10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.<br />
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    11. Dart around the store suspiciously, humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.<br />
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    12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.<br />
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    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"<br />
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    14. When an announcement comes on the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!!!! It's those voices again!!!"<br />
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    15. Go into a fitting room; wait a while, then yell very loudly "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
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