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  • Artist Info: awsome comics for naruto<br />
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    no how about rock lee or zabuza<br />
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    Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...<br />
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    On Sears hairdryer:<br />
    Do not use while sleeping.<br />
    (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)<br />
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    On a bag of Fritos:<br />
    You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.<br />
    (The shoplifter special!)<br />
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    On a bar of Dial soap:<br />
    Directions: Use like regular soap.<br />
    (and that would be how?)<br />
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    On some Swann frozen dinners:<br />
    Serving suggestion: Defrost.<br />
    (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)<br />
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    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)<br />
    Do not turn upside down.<br />
    (Too late! you lose!)<br />
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    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:<br />
    Product will be hot after heating.<br />
    (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)<br />
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    On packaging for a Rowenta iron:<br />
    Do not iron clothes on body.<br />
    (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)<br />
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    On Boot's Children's cough medicine:<br />
    Do not drive car or operate machinery.<br />
    (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)<br />
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    On Nytol sleep aid:<br />
    Warning: may cause drowsiness.<br />
    (One would hope!)<br />
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    On a Korean kitchen knife:<br />
    Warning: keep out of children.<br />
    (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)<br />
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    On a string of Christmas lights:<br />
    For indoor or outdoor use only.<br />
    (As opposed to use in outer space.)<br />
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    On a food processor:<br />
    Not to be used for the other use.<br />
    (Now I'm curious.)<br />
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    On Sainsbury's peanuts:<br />
    Warning: contains nuts.<br />
    (but no peas?)<br />
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    On an American Airlines packet of nuts:<br />
    Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.<br />
    (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)<br />
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    On a Swedish chainsaw:<br />
    Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.<br />
    (Raise your hand if you've tried this...)<br />
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    On a child's Superman costume:<br />
    Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.<br />
    (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
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