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  • Artist Info: Howdy, my name is Mortimer. Hmm, let's see... I currently work as a hair stylist. Contrary to what most people might think, no, i'm not gay; it's just that I thought cutting and styling hair was simple enough. Hmm... I'm 22, I live alone, don't have a girlfriend, and I have a cat.<br />
    ... That about sums it up, really. *shrugs*
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