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  • Artist Info: I was raised a poor, black child on the streets of Japan. My mother was a hamster and my father stank of elderberries. I was carried to America on a line held between the dorsal guiding feathers of two African Swallows. As a small child, I feasted on the heads and souls of the innocent. I had a pet alpaca (closely related to the llama) named Elroy. My guardians were a Knight who Said 'Ni' and the wife of a famous late historian. They died after I invented the oven. I then moved back to Japan and became SAILOR MERCURY, where I died in a tragic lollipop accident<br />
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    This has been a bunch of crack.<br />
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    In reality, I'm just another way-too-smart, procrastinating, ditzy, artsy, doodling [expletive deleted]-year-old girl who has a bit of free time on her hands and a taste for Monty, just like you.
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