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TEAM DUREM FTW, M I RITE?!@$%^&<br />
Y HELO THAR!<br />
gimme da childrenz or eye rayp3 j00 in yer buttz.<br />
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oh btw, i r teh online predat0rz NICE TO MEAT YEW.<br />
i got some candy in my pocket, want some?<br />
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I come off as a creep...Well my friends that is because I am.<br />
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I've got a magical cloud that transports me from one elementary school to another ;'D<br />
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My candy cane is for luring kids over, my coin despencer is to buy candies for them, and my mustache is simply just to look intimidating.<br />
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I lurk everywhere, but mostly I stay in my 80's van, fully stocked with juicy juice and macaroni.<br />
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I was adopted when I was two years old. My mother was an Icelandic Belly Dancer, and my father was a Taxidermist.<br />
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Sadly, they are no longer with us.<br />
...I digress.<br />
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