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Alice's Simple rules
 
heart A red-hot poker will burn you if you hold it too long 
heart If you cut your finger very deeply with a knife, it usually bleeds. 
heart If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison,' it is almost certain to disagree with you, sooner or later. 
 
Quotes 
"Put cats in the coffee, and mice in the tea- And welcome Queen Alice with thirty-times-three" 
"It takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place" 
Second thoughts are my best.(I have got to be so sure of that, that nearly all my thoughts now are second thoughts. I have no thoughts as a general rule.) 
"You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake up in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in wonderland and I show you just how deep this rabbit-hole goes." 
"Do cats eat bats? Do bats eat cats?" 
"How Puzzling all these things are! I'm never sure what I am going to be from one moment to another!" 
"Beware of logic. It is an organized way of going wrong with confidence." 
"We're all mad here. Im mad. You're mad" 
"You dont know much, and thats a fact" 
"The Duchess!The Duchess! Oh my dear paws! Oh my fur and whiskers! She'll get me executed as sure as ferrets are ferrets!" 
"You are thinking about something, my dear, and that makes you forget to talk. I cant tell you what the moral of that is but I shall remember in a bit. 
 
Three side of an argument: 
Side one:The executioner's argument was that you couldnt cut off a head unless there was a body to cut it off from: That he had never had to do such a thing before, and he had never had to do such a thing before, and he wasnt going to begin at his time of life 
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Side two:The King's argumentwas that anything that had a head could be beheaded 
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Side three:The Queen's argument was that if something wasnt done about it in less than no time she'd have everybody executed, all around. 
 
White Rabbit 
One pill make you larger 
And one pill makes you small 
And the one mother gives you 
Dont do anything at all 
Go ask Alice When shes ten feet tall 
And If you go chasing rabbits 
and you know youre going to fall 
Tell'em a hookah smoking caterpillar 
Has given you a call 
Call Alice 
When she was just small 
When men on the chessboard 
get up and tell you where to go 
and you just had some kind of mushroom and your mind is moving slow 
Go ask Alice 
I think she'll know 
When logic and proportion 
Have fallen softly dead 
And the white knight is talking backward 
And the Red Queen is 'Off with her head!' 
Remember what the doormouse said 
'Feed your head! Feed your head!' 
Feed your head!!! 
Sixteen Things TRUE about Alice: 
1.She was always ready to talk about her pet. 
2.She found it really confusing to be so many different sizes in a day. 
3.She was definitely not a serpent. 
4.She did not like to eat raw eggs. 
5.She did not want to go among mad people. 
6.She could not remember much about ravens and writing desks. 
7.She did not live much under the sea. 
8.Her favorite phrase was 'Lets pretend' 
9.She didn't like to confess,even to herself,that she couldnt make something out. 
10.She would most like to be a Queen. 
11.She was rather afraid of insect, at least the large kinds. 
12.She liked birthday presents best. 
13.She didnt like belonging to another person's dream. 
14.She was always rather fond of scolding herself. 
15.She always got ready for a little argument. 
16.She got really used to queer things happening. 
 
 
The Ways of Wonderland:
 
Learn not to make personal remarks:It's very rude 
Take care of the the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves. 
Fight till six, and then have dinner. 
Keep your temper 
Don't grunt;that's not at all a proper way of expressing yourself.
 
Wonderland Affirmations:
 
The best way to explain it is to do it 
A cat may look at a king 
It's no use going back to yesterday 
Explanations take such a dreadful time. 
Something's going to happen!
 
 
Advice from the Red Queen:
 
1. Look up, speak nicely and dont twiddle your fingers all the time. 
2.Curtsey while you're thinking what to say, it saves time. 
3.Open your mouth a little wider when you speak. 
4.Speak in French when you cant think of the English for a thing. 
5.Turn out your toes as you walk. 
6. Remember who you are! 
7.Always speak the truth-think before you speak-and write it down afterwards. 
8.When you've once said a thing, that fixes it, and you must take the consequences. 
9.Make a remark: It's rediculous to leave all the conversation to the pudding!
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