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    Gaia Username: Purely Katie {this changes frequently sadly}<br />
    Hello there! My name is Katie!! My best friends in real life and on gaia are Chelle, Chellies, and she is the owner of the Gaia Job Center.User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. You should join. wink Along with Snoozer, or Snoozertheham. I'm a female, lets hope. I'm curently living somewhere on the planet. [You don't need to know this. I don't need no stalkers.] I enjoy hanging out with my friends, and I do enjoy school 3/4 of the time. No I am NOT a nerd but it's one of the only places I get to see some of said friends. I play softball, the guitar heart , and I curently have four cats. Leave me a comment, or feel free to PM me. I enjoy talking to people and I don't bite. =3<br />
    Favorites<br />
    -Band<br />
    -My Chemical Romance heart heart <br />
    -Panic! at the Disco <3 <3 <3<br />
    -Fall Out Boy<br />
    -Paramore<br />
    -All Time Low<br />
    -Cobra Starship<br />
    -Green Day<br />
    -AFI<br />
    -Mayday Parade<br />
    -We The Kings<br />
    -The Cab<br />
    -Metro Station<br />
    -All Time Low<br />
    -Counting Crows<br />
    -The Killers<br />
    -Smashing Pumkins<br />
    -Every Avenue<br />
    -The Academy Is<br />
    -The Spill Canvas<br />
    -Cash Cash<br />
    -The Friday Night Boys<br />
    -The Maine<br />
    -The Hit<br />
    -Amely<br />
    -The Ready Set<br />
    -The Summer Set<br />
    -Stephen Jerzak<br />
    -The Young Veins<br />
    -Anarbor<br />
    -A Rocket to the Moon<br />
    -Goo Goo Dolls<br />
    -Train<br />
    Book<br />
    -Harry Potter Series! <3 <br />
    -Warriors series<br />
    -Blood and Chocolate<br />
    -The Stand<br />
    -Looking for Alaska<br />
    -An Abundance of Katherines <br />
    -Jerk<br />
    -The Good Guy<br />
    -The Husband<br />
    -The Inheritance Series<br />
    -Paper Towns<br />
    -Ride the River<br />
    -Swallowing Stones<br />
    -The Green Mile<br />
    -M or F<br />
    -Boy 2 Girl<br />
    -Rainbow Boys<br />
    -Right Behind You<br />
    -Dark Canyon<br />
    -The Mortal Instrument Series<br />
    -The Dark Half<br />
    -The Hound of the Blaskervilles. [Probably a spelling fail.]<br />
    Movie<br />
    -Sherlock Holmes<br />
    -A Nightmare Before Christmas<br />
    -The Corpse Bride<br />
    - Sweeny Todd!!!!!! heart <br />
    -The Green Mile<br />
    -Wall-E<br />
    -The Stand<br />
    -The Harry Potter Movies.<br />
    -Pocahontas <br />
    -Alice in Wonderland<br />
    -Saving Private Ryan<br />
    -Beautiful Thing<br />
    -Get Real<br />
    Animal<br />
    -Wolves<br />
    Colors<br />
    - Black, Red, White, and PINK [deal with it] <br />
    <br />
    `Cheshire Puss,' Alice] began, rather timidly, as she did not at all know whether it would like the name: however, it only grinned a little wider. `Come, it's pleased so far,' thought Alice, and she went on. `Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'<br />
    `That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.<br />
    `I don't much care where--' said Alice.<br />
    `Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.<br />
    `--so long as I get SOMEWHERE,' Alice added as an explanation.<br />
    `Oh, you're sure to do that,' said the Cat, `if you only walk long enough.'"<br />
    "`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.<br />
    `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'<br />
    `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.<br />
    `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'<br />
    Alice didn't think that proved it at all; however, she went on `And how do you know that you're mad?'<br />
    `To begin with,' said the Cat, `a dog's not mad. You grant that?'<br />
    `I suppose so,' said Alice.<br />
    `Well, then,' the Cat went on, `you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.'" <br />
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    Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..<br />
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    On Sears hairdryer:<br />
    Do not use while sleeping.<br />
    (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)<br />
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    On a bag of Fritos:<br />
    You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.<br />
    (The shoplifter special!)<br />
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    On a bar of Dial soap:<br />
    Directions: Use like regular soap.<br />
    (and that would be how?)<br />
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    On some Swann frozen dinners:<br />
    Serving suggestion: Defrost.<br />
    (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)<br />
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    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)<br />
    Do not turn upside down.<br />
    (Too late! you lose!)<br />
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    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:<br />
    Product will be hot after heating.<br />
    (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)<br />
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    On packaging for a Rowenta iron:<br />
    Do not iron clothes on body.<br />
    (But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)<br />
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    On Boot's Children's cough medicine:<br />
    Do not drive car or operate machinery.<br />
    (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)<br />
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    On Nytol sleep aid:<br />
    Warning: may cause drowsiness.<br />
    (One would hope!)<br />
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    On a Korean kitchen knife:<br />
    Warning: keep out of children.<br />
    (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..<br />
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    On a string of Christmas lights:<br />
    For indoor or outdoor use only.<br />
    (As opposed to use in outer space.)<br />
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    On a food processor:<br />
    Not to be used for the other use.<br />
    (Now I'm curious.)<br />
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    On Sainsbury's peanuts:<br />
    Warning: contains nuts.<br />
    (but no peas?)<br />
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    On an American Airlines packet of nuts:<br />
    Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.<br />
    (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..<br />
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    On a Swedish chainsaw:<br />
    Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.<br />
    (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)<br />
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    On a child's Superman costume:<br />
    Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.<br />
    (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)<br />
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    On the packaging for a wrist watch:<br />
    Warning this is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.<br />
    (Where do people buy there watches?)<br />
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    On a toaster:<br />
    Do not use underwater.<br />
    (Orly? I never would've guessed)<br />
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    On a TV remote:<br />
    Not Dishwasher safe.<br />
    (Better go stop the dishwasher now.)<br />
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    A sign in a street in Hong Kong:<br />
    Beware of people.<br />
    (What, where?!)<br />
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    On a muffin packet:<br />
    Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.<br />
    (Are we inserting this muffin whole?)<br />
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    On a mattress:<br />
    Do not attempt to swallow.<br />
    (Darn, cause that's all I like to do with my mattresses.)<br />
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