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Yo<br />
I'm Jessica but friends call me Echo<br />
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RANDOM CRAP<br />
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1. Echo has finished her dream avi whee <br />
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2. Echo is currently fixing the stupid scanner, so I should be able to post pics soon<br />
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3. And Echo needs baby names sweatdrop IT'S NOT MINE I SWEAR<br />
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PS( If you like, I will draw your avi for a bit of gold. Soon as my evil scanner is fixed, they will be posted. Until they are posted, I don't get paid. If you want to know more, PM me)<br />
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I dare you to do these things. <br />
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Wal-Mart list.<br />
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.<br />
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.<br />
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.<br />
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,<br />
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.<br />
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.<br />
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.<br />
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.<br />
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,<br />
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"<br />
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9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.<br />
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.<br />
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.<br />
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12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.<br />
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13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,<br />
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"<br />
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14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..<br />
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"<br />
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!<br />
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16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"<br />
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Song: Happy Song<br />
Artist: Liam Lynch<br />
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Lyrics-<br />
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I am really special cuz there's only one of me<br />
look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me<br />
when I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song<br />
it cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long<br />
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oh oh oh I'm so happy, I can barely breathe<br />
puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kittens, baby teeth<br />
watch out all you mothers, I'm happy, it's hardcore<br />
happy as a coupon for a $20 whore<br />
ha-ha-ha hah<br />
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I'm really happy, I'm sugar coated me,<br />
happy, good, anger, bad, that's my philosophy<br />
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I can't do this, man. I'm not happy.<br />
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I am really special, cuz there's only one of me<br />
Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me<br />
These are my lovehandles, and this is my spout,<br />
but if you tip me over, then mama said knock you out<br />
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I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave<br />
welcome to my happy world, now get your shit and leave<br />
I am happy, I am good, I am...<br />
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I'm Outta Here! Screw You!<br />
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Now......WELCOME TO MY HAPPY WORLD! NOW GET YOUR SHIT AND LEAVE! - Avg. rating:
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