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Age: 15<br />
<br />
Stop pickin on me,<br />
because I’m a geek.<br />
I’m strange to you,<br />
you’re strange to me.<br />
Well, one of these days<br />
I’m gonna pack heat,<br />
your brains on the wall,<br />
my face, my face on tv.<br />
<br />
They dissipate the pungent odor of a power holder.<br />
Sand kickers comin’ sixty clicks upon the sonar.<br />
They’re gonna fold me over like a trapper keeper folder.<br />
If this was D&D, you’d see me jump into a portal.<br />
I’m a geek,<br />
spelled G double E K.<br />
I meet my boys in the basement about every day.<br />
A card table, comic books and cans of coke<br />
that we blow out of our nose after a Star Wars joke.<br />
We got style:<br />
tape on our glasses, zits on our faces, and hair on our asses.<br />
Shiny shoes, belt buckles and pocket protectors,<br />
tricked out back packs like my main man Venkman’s.<br />
We got problems, namely the jocks:<br />
the SUV suckers with class rings on their cocks.<br />
Otherwise known as the motherfuckers touchin the tit.<br />
If I was Wolverine, you’d hear my knuckles go, snikt.<br />
I’m not perfect, the before picture of Peter Parker,<br />
always trip and drop my tray in front of the girl that always sparkles.<br />
I got brains, fuck B’s and C’s,<br />
I got a grade point average higher than Hendrix on New Year’s Eve.<br />
<br />
Stop pickin on me,<br />
because I’m a geek.<br />
I’m strange to you,<br />
you're strange to me.<br />
Well, one of these days<br />
I’m gonna pack heat,<br />
your brains on the wall,<br />
my face, my face on tv.<br />
<br />
Don’t fuck with a geek, just cuz he got a gift.<br />
You get in my way bitch you get a Vulcan neck pinch.<br />
One night I didn’t go to sleep, up playin’ risk.<br />
At dawn, I won, got global dominance,<br />
but it in the hallway it’s completely different shit.<br />
Can’t get my locker open and my pants are always split.<br />
Can’t seem to catch a ride,<br />
can’t ever get a date,<br />
but in my mind 7 of 9 thinks I’m great.<br />
Prom night bites, primadonnas prevail.<br />
I’m at home reciting lines from the Holy Grail.<br />
Stuffed nose, and some swollen glands.<br />
Never been kissed, never been holding hands,<br />
just bust my biscuits over Britney in a bubble bath.<br />
Darth Vader with inhalers in case my lungs collapse.<br />
The dragon died from heart attack, you may advance,<br />
and yo, I upped your armor class.<br />
Being a geek it aint so bad,<br />
I can’t get laid, I got japanime stashed,<br />
and a mind jam packed with sci fi facts.<br />
Dreadknocks rock, dinobots kick ass!<br />
<br />
Stop pickin on me,<br />
because I’m a geek.<br />
I’m strange to you,<br />
you’re strange to me.<br />
Well, one of these days<br />
I’m gonna pack heat,<br />
your brains on the wall,<br />
my face, my face on tv.
