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  • Artist Info: hey for all you friends i want put up hilariouse things. I'll keep adding to the list and most are really long and i'll just keep adding!! <br />
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    I got this one From my aunt and uncle<br />
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    Hello Hard Workers - it's break time!<br />
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    We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a dork and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. <br />
    Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day.<br />
    Here is your dose of silly, corny humor...<br />
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    A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.<br />
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    B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. <br />
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    The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by David Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...<br />
    So lets pretend we have new names....<br />
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    1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:<br />
    a = snickle<br />
    b = doombah<br />
    c = goober<br />
    d = cheesey<br />
    e = crusty<br />
    f = greasy<br />
    g = dumbo<br />
    h = farcus<br />
    i = dorky<br />
    j = doofus<br />
    k = funky<br />
    l = boobie<br />
    m = sleezy<br />
    n = sloopy<br />
    o = fluffy<br />
    p = stinky<br />
    q = slimy<br />
    r = dorfus<br />
    s = snooty<br />
    t = tootsie<br />
    u = dipsy<br />
    v = sneezy<br />
    w = liver<br />
    x = skippy<br />
    y = dink y<br />
    z = zippy<br />
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    2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:<br />
    a = dippin<br />
    b = feather<br />
    c = batty<br />
    d = burger<br />
    e = chicken<br />
    f = barffy<br />
    g = lizard<br />
    h = waffle<br />
    i = farkle<br />
    j = monkey<br />
    k = flippin<br />
    l = fricken<br />
    m = bubble<br />
    n = rhino<br />
    o = potty<br />
    p = hamst er<br />
    q = buckle<br />
    r = gizzard<br />
    s = lickin<br />
    t = snickle<br />
    u = chuckle<br />
    v = pickle<br />
    w = hubble<br />
    x = dingle<br />
    y = gorilla<br />
    z = girdle<br />
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    3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:<br />
    a = butt<br />
    b = boob<br />
    c = face<br />
    d = nose<br />
    e = hump<br />
    f = breath<br />
    g = pants<br />
    h = shorts<br />
    i = lips<br />
    j = honker<br />
    k = head<br />
    l = tush<br />
    m = chunks<br />
    n = dunkin<br />
    o = brains<br />
    p = biscuits<br />
    q = toes<br />
    r = doodle<br />
    s = fanny<br />
    t = sniffer<br />
    u = sprinkles<br />
    v = frack<br />
    w = squirt<br />
    x = humperdinck<br />
    y = hiney<br />
    z = juice<br />
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    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. Hilary Clinton's name would be: Boobie Frickenlips !!! Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.<br />
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    Send me your names and i'll put them here:<br />
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    snooty dippindoodle <-- Vampire_Riddler<br />
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    http://www03.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=070218211618-116983 <--- take it u no u want 2<br />
    http://www02.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=070218221824-407710<br />
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    Item List: Needed<br />
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    G9 Laptop<br />
    Mochi the Puppy<br />
    White Hot Top<br />
    ZONY MP3 Player<br />
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    Estimated Total: 187000<br />
    (Estimated with known item values on 01 March 2007)
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