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hey for all you friends i want put up hilariouse things. I'll keep adding to the list and most are really long and i'll just keep adding!! <br />
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I got this one From my aunt and uncle<br />
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Hello Hard Workers - it's break time!<br />
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We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a dork and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. <br />
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day.<br />
Here is your dose of silly, corny humor...<br />
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A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.<br />
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B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. <br />
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The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by David Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...<br />
So lets pretend we have new names....<br />
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1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:<br />
a = snickle<br />
b = doombah<br />
c = goober<br />
d = cheesey<br />
e = crusty<br />
f = greasy<br />
g = dumbo<br />
h = farcus<br />
i = dorky<br />
j = doofus<br />
k = funky<br />
l = boobie<br />
m = sleezy<br />
n = sloopy<br />
o = fluffy<br />
p = stinky<br />
q = slimy<br />
r = dorfus<br />
s = snooty<br />
t = tootsie<br />
u = dipsy<br />
v = sneezy<br />
w = liver<br />
x = skippy<br />
y = dink y<br />
z = zippy<br />
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2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:<br />
a = dippin<br />
b = feather<br />
c = batty<br />
d = burger<br />
e = chicken<br />
f = barffy<br />
g = lizard<br />
h = waffle<br />
i = farkle<br />
j = monkey<br />
k = flippin<br />
l = fricken<br />
m = bubble<br />
n = rhino<br />
o = potty<br />
p = hamst er<br />
q = buckle<br />
r = gizzard<br />
s = lickin<br />
t = snickle<br />
u = chuckle<br />
v = pickle<br />
w = hubble<br />
x = dingle<br />
y = gorilla<br />
z = girdle<br />
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3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:<br />
a = butt<br />
b = boob<br />
c = face<br />
d = nose<br />
e = hump<br />
f = breath<br />
g = pants<br />
h = shorts<br />
i = lips<br />
j = honker<br />
k = head<br />
l = tush<br />
m = chunks<br />
n = dunkin<br />
o = brains<br />
p = biscuits<br />
q = toes<br />
r = doodle<br />
s = fanny<br />
t = sniffer<br />
u = sprinkles<br />
v = frack<br />
w = squirt<br />
x = humperdinck<br />
y = hiney<br />
z = juice<br />
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Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. Hilary Clinton's name would be: Boobie Frickenlips !!! Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.<br />
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Send me your names and i'll put them here:<br />
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snooty dippindoodle <-- Vampire_Riddler<br />
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http://www03.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=070218211618-116983 <--- take it u no u want 2<br />
http://www02.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=070218221824-407710<br />
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Item List: Needed<br />
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G9 Laptop<br />
Mochi the Puppy<br />
White Hot Top<br />
ZONY MP3 Player<br />
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Estimated Total: 187000<br />
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first song that
i ever wrote so
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Its a song i
wrote for my
girlfriend the
beginning was
kind of upset
with her but
then i turned
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its not done
yet but i want
your opinions
on it so far if
i should
continue it or
not so please
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