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MY PROFILE IS VERY LARGE AND NOT FOR PEOPLE WITH SLOW COMPUTERS. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO VIEW IF YOU CANT SEE THE SIGNS.<br />
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Eventually my pro will look a little cooler. <br />
I wrote your name on a piece of paper, but accidentaly threw it away. I wrote your name on my hand, But wash it away. I wrote your name in the sand, But the waves whispered it away. I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.<br />
I love this quote.<br />
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Funniest valentine i've sent yet XD<br />
http://www.gaiaonline.com/event/valentines2009/valentine/?u=16652770&v=11533&n=e6a9c01b38202f771b34c59b62b0483f<br />
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General Error<br />
There's nothing sadder than someone sending themself a Valentine.<br />
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All donations are more than welcome. The bigger the better smile <br />
If you're the biggest donator, or donate something really cool, or just something good, you will get 70% off anything i'm selling in the mp in a trade.<br />
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THANKS for looking at mr pro.<br />
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Just copy this and paste in gaia towns:<br />
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it's really funny.<br />
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COPY AND PASTE THIS IN A YOUTUBE COMMENT IF YOU HATED THE VID.<br />
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CLICK ON THIS!<br />
Hey, buy your art from bloodylilrose, she makes great art and these are her prices:<br />
Just the Head(B/W)~ 200g<br />
Just the Head(color)~ 500g<br />
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Uper Body(B/W)~400g<br />
Uper Body(color)~ 700g<br />
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Whole Body(B/W)~ 1k<br />
Whole Body(color)~1.5k<br />
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Lol these are some scripts for interactive baby at addictinggames.com<br />
Flaming Bouncyballs<br />
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t=t 1;<br />
if(bnot(ts),create("bouncyball",50 ran dom()*10,300() random()*20-10,randomBet( 10,3),-3-100()*.2),0)<br />
t=t 1;<br />
if(t%2,fire(sin(t*.0)*125 100,cos(t*.0)* 50 0,0,0,140,1,2,2,false),0)<br />
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A water explosion<br />
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t=t 1;<br />
if(t%2,water(sin(t*0)*125 275,cos(t*.0)* 100 1,0,0,330,0,50,2,false),0)<br />
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A moving waterfall<br />
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t=t 1;<br />
if(t%2,water(sin(t*.075)*125 275,cos(t*0 )*100 00,0,0,140,0,10,2,false),0)<br />
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Hail<br />
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t=t 1;<br />
if(t%2,water(sin(t*100)*125 275,cos(t*.7 5)*100 200,0,45,140,10,2,2,false),0)<br />
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Bye Bye buddy! (make sure you have open ceiling on<br />
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addBuddyVel((275-getBuddyX())*.075,(-200 0-getBuddyY())*.075)<br />
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Catch<br />
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t=t 1;<br />
if(bnot(ts),create("baseball",50 rando m()*10,300() random()*20-10,randomBet(10 ,3),-3-100()*.2),0)<br />
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A tornado!<br />
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t=t 1;<br />
if(t%2,water(sin(t*.0075)*125 275,cos(t* 0)*1 00 300,0,-40,40,5,20,50,false),0)<br />
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your buddy will float on this fountain! (not in low gravity though(babies will float too))<br />
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t=t 1;<br />
if(t%2,water(sin(t*0)*125 275,cos(t*0)*1 00 300,0,-40,40,.304,2,50,true),0)<br />
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Extreme buddy seperation. oww<br />
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setBuddyPos(275,100)<br />
addBuddyRot(10)<br />
say("WTF is going on here?",60) <br />
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Buddy will slide really fast with electric shoes!<br />
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shock(getX("rLeg" wink , getY("rLeg" wink , -1, 2.0, 5, 5, 3, 5, false);<br />
shock(getX("lLeg" wink , getY("lLeg" wink , -1, 2.0, 5, 5, 3, 5, false);<br />
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What is he doing?<br />
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addBuddyVel((1000-getBuddyX())*.075,(500 -getBuddyY())*.075)<br />
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Fire can get annoying<br />
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fire(getBuddyX() randomBet(5,15), randomBet(1,1200), 0, 100, 30, 0, 200, 12, 2)<br />
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He just keeps coming back for more huh? (punching bag)<br />
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setBuddyRot(.01);addBuddyVel((275-getBud dyX())*.075,(355-getBuddyY())*.075)<br />
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HYPER! (coffee)<br />
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setBuddyRot(.01);addBuddyVel((randomBet( -10,700)-getBuddyX())*.075,(325-getBuddy Y())*.75)<br />
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bowling balls are falling from the sky<br />
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create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
create("bowlball", getBuddyX(), 50, 0, 5))<br />
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Stupid Buddy<br />
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i=i 1; <br />
if(equal(i%, 0), addBuddyVel(randomBet(100, 100), randomBet(-100, 100)));<br />
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War Zone<br />
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t=t 1;<br />
if(bnot(t%),create("grenade",getBuddyX () random()*10,300() random()*20-9600,ra ndomBet(0,0),-0-0()*.2),0)<br />
t=t 1;<br />
if(bnot(t0),create("mine",randomBet(5 0,550) random()*10,300() random()*100,ra ndomBet(0,0),-0-0()*.2),0)<br />
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Buddy Blast-off<br />
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i=i 1;<br />
if(getMouseDown(),explode(getBuddyX(),ge tBuddyY() 50,.13),assign(run,"notyet" wink <br />
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Huge Explosion<br />
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i=i 1;<br />
if(getMouseDown(),explode(getBuddyX(),ge tBuddyY() 50,4),assign(run,"notyet" wink <br />
i=i 1;<br />
if(getMouseDown(),create("fireball",getB uddyX(),getBuddyY(),7,-3-100()*.2),0)<br />
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Balancing Act (Run Once)<br />
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create("bowlball", getBuddyX(),getBuddyY()-50, 0, 5))<br />
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Just replace all the spaces with ' es.<br />
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16 Things to do at WalMart<br />
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.<br />
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.<br />
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.<br />
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,<br />
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.<br />
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.<br />
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.<br />
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.<br />
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,<br />
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"<br />
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.<br />
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.<br />
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.<br />
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12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.<br />
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13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,<br />
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"<br />
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14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..<br />
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"<br />
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!<br />
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16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" - Avg. rating:
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