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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. <br />
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A little girl and her mother were out and about.<br />
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Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"<br />
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The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older."<br />
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The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"<br />
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Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."<br />
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The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, then fired off another question, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"<br />
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The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."<br />
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The little girl, frustrated, sulked until she was dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consulted with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation.<br />
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The girlfriend said, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything."<br />
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Later, the little girl and her mother were out and about again.<br />
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The little girl started off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."<br />
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The mother was very shocked. She asked, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"<br />
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The little girl shrugged and said, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."<br />
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"Where did you learn that?"<br />
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The little girl said, "I just know. And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."<br />
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