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  • Artist Info: ~ Normal is just a cycle on a washing machine<br />
    ~ Silence is golden but ductape is silver, yes but credit cards are platinum<br />
    ~ When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate<br />
    ~ I dont think of it as a "You had to be there thing," I think of it as a "You have to be mentally insane like me thing"<br />
    ~ The apple doesnt fall far from the tree unless the tree is on a<br />
    hill<br />
    ~ Extreme isn't a mood...its a life style<br />
    ~ Who cares about love? Id rather fall in chocolate!<br />
    ~ Ductape is like "the force" it has a dark side, a light side and it holds our universe together<br />
    ~ I keep thinking "Why does that frisbee keep getting bigger?" and then it hits me<br />
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    AND FINALLY... 50 Ways to Annoy Your Parents<br />
    [1] Follow them around the house..EVERYWHERE!!! <br />
    [2] Moo when they say your name. <br />
    [3] Pretend to have amnesia. <br />
    [4] Say everything backwards. <br />
    [5] Give yourself a swirly. <br />
    [6] Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling "The sun! It's dying!" <br />
    [7] Run into walls. <br />
    [8] Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house in your underwear. <br />
    [9] Have nervous spasms at anonymous times. <br />
    [10] Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. <br />
    [11] Pretend to worship the Devil. <br />
    [12] Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say "Good morning Sunshine!" <br />
    [13] Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder. <br />
    [14] Run in circles. <br />
    [15] Recite a whole movie 3 times. <br />
    [16] Pretend to beat yourself up. <br />
    [17] Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!" <br />
    [18] Slither everywhere. <br />
    [19] Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!" <br />
    [20] Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist. Tell them you're making a fashion statement. <br />
    [21] Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way. <br />
    [22] Super glue your finger up your nose. <br />
    [23] Talk to a pen. <br />
    [24] Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time. <br />
    [25] Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe. <br />
    [26] Try and climb the wall. <br />
    [27] Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly. <br />
    [28] Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead. Say youre a lovely unicorn. <br />
    [29] In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!" <br />
    [30] Put pegs on your nose and eyes. <br />
    [31] Do what they actually tell you. <br />
    [32] Switch the light button on and off for a while. Then say, "Ohhh...I get it!" <br />
    [33] Eat your hair. <br />
    [34] Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal. <br />
    [35] Eat anything obviously not edible. <br />
    [36] Jump off the roof, trying to fly. <br />
    [37] Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house. <br />
    [38] Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people." <br />
    [39] When you shower or bathe yell "I'm drowning!!!!" <br />
    [40] Try and snorkel in your fish tank. <br />
    [41] Ask them quietly "Pardon me but do you have any.." then yell "SHOELACES!!!!!!" <br />
    [42] Chase an imaginary tail. <br />
    [43] Demand that you want your own area code. <br />
    [44] At everything they say yell "LIAR!!" <br />
    [45] Pretend to be 346 years old. <br />
    [46] Hang upside down in your closet. <br />
    [47] Pretend to be a phone. <br />
    [48] Try to swim in the floor. <br />
    [49] Tap on their door all night. <br />
    [50] Pretend to have multiple personalities<br />
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