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  • Artist Info: Hey! This is all about ME. Deal with it!<br />
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    I've been in the Marines and the Army so I've been so many different places (including vacations and deployments) no one wants a full list of those either. (Japan, Okinawa, Korea, Guam, Hawii, Alaska, ALL states this side of the Mississippi, Mississippi, Florida, Germany, Kosovo, Macedonia, Kuwait and Iraq. A few thousand more miles and I've circumnavigated the globe!) But at least I know enough German and Japanese to get into trouble and more than enough Albanian to get myself killed. <br />
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    Don't make me angry. I'll sic my evil Havanna Brown on you. His claws are so sharp, paramedics use them instead of the "jaws of life". And if you're wondering, he's a black cat. Like a coco kitty, but not as cute and way meaner.<br />
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    Can anyone translate the following (not responsible for misspellings):<br />
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    Ishteru. Tedua. Yourg elscar dey. Mahal key ta. Ich liebe dich.<br />
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    Ach! Ich bin ein kartoffelbauer undt dubist mein kleine liebehundt.<br />
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    Moshi mosh. Anatawa baca gaijen des. Honto ni!!!
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