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  • Artist Info: ~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. <br />
    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. <br />
    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. <br />
    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. <br />
    5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. <br />
    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. <br />
    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. <br />
    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" <br />
    9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. <br />
    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. <br />
    11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. <br />
    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. <br />
    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" <br />
    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" <br />
    15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! <br />
    16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these thing
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