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  • Artist Info: Formerly Beverly Kills, Toga! Toga!, and Scare Tactic Propaganda..<br />
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    QUOTES OF THE MOMENT:<br />
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    PoeticVengence
    Dell XPS Laptop with wireless capability: 980 dollars<br />
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    Internet connection: 9.95 a month<br />
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    Membership on Gaia: free<br />
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    Having a bigoted homophobic moron hit on you because he thinks you're a lesbien, only to realize you're actually a guy: PRICELESS<br />
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    There are some things money can't buy, but for everything else there's<br />
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    IRONYCARD
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    accepted everywhere hilarious irony occurs
    Rookherst[KOS]
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    Well I always thought that like....the sacrfical Lamb at passover was replaced with Jesus.....mmmm..Kentuky Fried Jesus.
    Lord Setar
    Month Eight: I'm growing scales now. Wait, scales? MOM! KILL ME NOW BEFORE I BECOME GODZILLA!
    Talon-chan
    You can not pick and choose what is scientifically true, what is empirically supported. As much as they may hate it, reality has a liberal bias. Get over it.
    Lykus
    Toga! Toga!
    Good thing to note later. Shame I can't check it out here, but I'm on a school compluter and they block anything that isn't full of fuzzy bunnies.
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    HOT FUZZY BUNNY ACTION. RABBIT ON BUNNY HARDCORE. WATCH WHAT THESE FILTHY TEENAGE WHARES WILL DO WHEN THEY'RE BROKE!
    BlairVoyant
    Scare Tactic Propaganda
    Moniquill
    Scare Tactic Propaganda
    Takuma Yoshiro
    If you don't want a baby suck some c0ck, you winey B!tches.
    Poor excuse to demand a blowjob.
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    Yanno, outside of consensual fetish play, there's really no good reason to DEMAND any sex act...
    Nope, but to demand a blowjob under the guise of the "solution" to abortion? Please.
    pro-life pimpin'?<br />
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    YO BITCH I DON'T WANT YOU GETTIN NO ABORTIONS AS PER MAH PRIEST SO YOU'S GONNA SUCK MAH COCK TONITE! GIDDYAP!
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    Aquaria The Blue
    No. You know what's gay? Two guys having sex. That is gay. That is the only thing that is gay.
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    MajKai Nis has ninja tits
    and. if i was a tattoo, i'd be the butterfly tattoo, slightly off-center because if was poorly done, in the small of a sorority bitch's back.
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    Alastor Cromwell
    YouHadItComing
    Indigo Dagger
    YouHadItComing
    Indigo Dagger
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaand now the ant invasion is done and the sole survivor is surveying the chitinous carnage.<br />
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    I don't know whether or not to kill her.
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    If you leave her alive, she'll meet up with an outcast male ant from another colony where they'll go through a series of misadventures, building up sexual tension as they slowly but surely build up an army to attempt to take on the devastating god that destroyed her last colony. She'll be told that she is the prophesied hero, destined to save the ant world from the wrath of such an abusive deity.
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    rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
    Laugh now, but when you get an ant's magical sword through your eye, don't say I didn't warn you.<br />
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    Just think, as the ant's story reaches the climax, the sexual tension will be too much for the survivor ant and her outcast cohort, and you will be the site of hot, sweet arthropod sex. You should be proud.
    That's some serious wanking material.
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    The Celebrated Mr K
    _Te_0ma_
    I wonder what life was like back in 1776...1776.....1776........
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    TONIGHT, WE DINE IN VIRGINIA
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    Knightrideria
    Musical Addiction
    Knightrideria
    Musical Addiction
    Fine. Let me rephrase it.<br />
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    Why is his hat a middle finger if he claims to be God?
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    Whats wrong with the middle finger? You're the one that let modern culture influence you that it was something bad. I find the middle finger beautiful, especially when I'm cramming it up...
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    How delightful.
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    ...inside of a giant jelly doughnut. <br />
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    Seriously, what is wrong with your head? Get your mind out of the gutter.
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    Ruuvan
    Jason had fucked him. No lube. In fact, the man had dipped it in sand beforehand.
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    EBKemanon
    Klaark
    Opinions are like buttholes, in my opinion.
    But you don't stick your penis in opinions? Some elaboration is needed.
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    The Real Kain
    passy indoors
    sth the relinquished
    Wow. That failed so epicly I am going to drown a kitten.
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    you don't drown them<br />
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    you strangle them.
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    You're both wrong. Sth was almost there.<br />
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    Ingredients:<br />
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    One Burlap Bag<br />
    One Litter of Kittens<br />
    One Rushing River<br />
    Cinder Block.<br />
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    Pour the contents of pregnant female cat into burlap bag. Secure the opening tightly and tie cinder block to bag. Throw bag into river. Let sit forever.
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    Indigo Dagger
    Hitler SO ruined the toothbrush mustache. It was an awesome mustache and HE RUINED IT THE FUCKER
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    Indigo Dagger
    It's not a fetish, it's an obsession!
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    xd <br />
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    And for the grand prize, from the vault of FSTDT:<br />
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    I also had a habit of saving funny GD screenshots. I have an entire folder full of them.<br />
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    But I put them all in a journal entry just for you. <br />
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    I've seen the following bands in concert:<br />
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    -Stone Temple Pilots<br />
    -KISS<br />
    -Theory of a Deadman<br />
    -Saliva (x2)<br />
    -The Distillers<br />
    -The Donnas(AND got their autographed CD 3nodding )<br />
    -Incubus<br />
    -Audioslave<br />
    -Jane's Addiction<br />
    -Slayer<br />
    -Dimmu Borgir<br />
    -Slipknot<br />
    -Judas Priest (x2)<br />
    -Black Sabbath<br />
    -Jimmy Eat World<br />
    -Good Charlotte<br />
    -Velvet Revolver (x3)<br />
    -Hoobastank<br />
    -Upper Class Trash<br />
    -Jael<br />
    -12 Stones
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