• "Did you see that! A 360!!" Jess said to her best friend Jamie, as he slid down the half-pipe. "I did it," Jamie said taking off his helmet, "Hey, did you get into that private school yet?" "I hope not, that place is for stuck-up snobs like Melissa," Jess explained. Melissa had been her BFF through middle school, even though she was a girly-girl and Jess was a tomboy. Melissa had ditched Jess for the fashion snobs this year. Jess had resorted to hanging with her present crowd, a group of punk skate boarders, who weren't very clingy, so you might also say they were loners. Many people got confused that Jess and Jamie were going out, but they had no feelings whatsoever for eachother, and they had discussed it, too. "Oh, crap!! 7:30, I gotta go!!" Jess said, bounding off on her board.
    "Honey, you got mail from Calloway Academy," my mom called from downstairs. Curse my 4.0 I thought, I hoped they rejected me because of my numerous detentions. As I got downstairs, I grabbed theletter out of my mom's hand, and opened it with frustration. It said:
    Dear Jessica Mallory,
    We are pleased to have accepted you to Calloway Academy. Enclosed are details about our wonderful school for girls. Our uniforms...
    Dammit. I ran upstairs and slipped on my wood floor. Ouch, dangit socks. Luckily Jamie was online, I pulled into the jigsaw room he was in, thank goodness they have chat bars in the gaia games.
    Sk8Angel: j big news!!!!!
    TerminatorButthead: wat is it?
    Sk8Angel: preppy skool Xepted me
    TerminatorButthead: r u going?
    Sk8Angel: idk i wanna get into a good college but i no that place will suk, its a privt skool for crying out petes sake!!!!!!
    TerminatorButthead: dont go chatrooms email and cell will be ur only cmmcation
    Sk8Angel: i'm not going
    TerminatorButthead has logged off
    Weird, why would he log off? I said I wasn't going. "Don't think you can get out of going honey, it's an opportunity I won't let you miss," my mom called from downstairs. Now I know why he logged off.
    The next day, I saw Jamie with alot of bandaids on his arm. I gave him a dammit-you-said-you-were-gonna-stop-doing-that stare. He got the message and returned with a you-are-not-my-mother. I rolled my eyes at him. Luckily he was online after school. I set up a pinball with a password.
    Sk8Angel: U changed ur username j, any reason???
    EmoButthead: im emo again
    Sk8Angel: dam u gotta stop goin on and off like that
    EmoButthead: vote!!!!!
    Sk8Angel: stop trying to change the sub, cool tho
    EmoButthead: dont leave, ill stay emo 4eva if u do
    Sk8Angel: i'll try & get kicked out asap
    EmoButthead: make it qwik, or i'll start an "avril lavigne phase"
    Sk8Angel: plz dont lol
    EmoButthead: maybe i alredy am ninja ninja
    Sk8Angel: u better not
    EmoButthead: ....... avril is the "best dam thing"
    Sk8Angel: lol freak
    EmoButthead: speaking of which, i got a gf
    Sk8Angel: wat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    EmoButthead: tiffany moore
    Sk8Angel: wat!!!!!!!!!
    EmoButthead: her gaia is "Pinky-chan"
    Sk8Angel: lemme guess her profiles pink and shes wearing magical girl
    EmoButthead: nailed it, and shes also hottt heart burning_eyes
    Sk8Angel: she aint ur type, butthead
    EmoButthead: i hav no type
    Sk8Angel: yes u do: emo emo emo
    EmoButthead: tru but none of the emo gurls at our skool r hott
    Sk8Angel: wat bout me?
    EmoButthead: u rnt emo
    Sk8Angel: watch me
    EmoButthead: lets bet on this: if ur emo by friday ill dump her and go out with u
    Sk8Angel: go out with me??
    EmoButthead: u'd be my type hot and emo
    Sk8Angel: okay lets pirateninja on it pirate ninja
    EmoButthead: pirate ninja