• zOMG 3000
    Ep. 1: A Newbie's Journey Begins


    During the year 3000 there was a zOMG player named Prince Kazuhiko, who just started playing. “Alright! I just got both the Mantis Ring and the Hunter’s Bow Ring! Now I gotta get out of this sewer!”
    Prince Kazuhiko started walking around the sewers. “Man, it seems as if I’ve been walking around in circles!”
    Just as he walked onto a bridge slime seeped onto it as well. The slime monster moaned.
    “What the heck is that?!?” Prince Kazuhiko jumps back and scans the monster. “That ‘Slimeclops’ is way too strong to be here! Somebody! Help!” Prince Kazuhiko started yelling. “Nobody… huh? Alright… Mantis!” A sword formed in Prince Kazuhiko’s hands. He jumped and slashed the monster in many different spots. The Slimeclops whacked Prince Kazuhiko back.
    “If I can’t use a sword maybe a bow would work! Hunter’s Bow!” A bow formed in Prince Kazuhiko’s left hand and an arrow in his right. “Take this!” He started barraging the monster with arrows, but nothing worked.
    “Hey, kid.” A mysterious old man stood behind Prince Kazuhiko. “His sight is his weakness…” and after that, the old man disappeared.
    “Hey, wait! What do you mean?!” Prince Kazuhiko ran to the spot the man disappeared on.
    The Slimeclops moaned loudly this time, and an eye appeared on his chest.
    “I don’t have enough energy to keep attacking…” Prince Kazuhiko said to himself. “My only choice is his eye!” Prince Kazuhiko ran at the monster and swung ‘Mantis’. The monster blasted him with slime.
    “Darn it! Hunter’s Bow! Rage!” Prince Kazuhiko pulled back an arrow and blue energy swirled around it. He ran at the Slimeclops and the it shot slime at him. He side-flipped and while still backwards in mid-air, he screamed “DIE!!!” and shot the arrow. It whirled when it was shot and it was going FAST.
    It struck the Slimeclops in the eye man. “Rrrrraaaaaaooor!!!” the Slimclops screeched and sunk down into slime and died.
    “I guess that was the weakness the old man was talking about.” Prince Kazuhiko said. “Time to head to the surface!”