• There was a husband n a wife. The husband always farted alot n the wife says "Honey if u dont stop farting ur gonna end up farting all ur guts out" Then the husband goes "Dont worry it will stop" well it never did so one day the husband was upstairs thinking n the wife was down stairs making turkey for dinner. She got an idea. So she took all the turkey guts n put them down the Husbands pants. After a couple minutes or so she heard a scream. She sat there snickering n then got a secong though. "u know hes old so he could of had a heart attack." She went over to the stairs n say the husband wlk down stairs with to bloody fingers. He goes "u were right i did fart my guts out, but thx to these two fingers i was able to put them all back in"