• one day a girl names jesa was eating taco nacho. she was outside on her porch when something hairy grabbed her and began dragging her to a dark van by her tung. he threw jesa in and slammed the pedal to the floor and started to drive at 90 mph! "okay jesa stay calm!" she said to herself in a calm voice... "how the ******** do i stay calm!!!!!"
    slam... she slammed against the door as the driver stopped. it took her by her arm and pulled her into a door thats said... rA[/color]iNbOw. SHE SCREAMED!! let go of me you big dumb hairy... thing? i guess. he threw her into the rooom and said... quite you fool. she zipped her lips and hummed her favorite song... womanizer by britney spears.
    like omg.. i totaly have my cell... b- t-w its the new iphone.. be jealous... now i can text "click click click" "like holy crap its dead.. luckinly i have my ipod wich is fully charged.. eep.!!!
    "jaboom" "oh greatt! it exploded! imma die in this rat hole!" "i guess there is nothing to do but run in circles screaming!" "ahhhh mommy help"
    "umm okay pointles" i atleast need to find a light... she crawled around on search for a light switch. there it was she turned it on and the room was full of diamonds and heaavy chairs. she took a chair and slammed the door opened she ran and ran.. wait she forgot to jack some diamonds.. she grabbed a bag full of diamonds. she ran home to her mommy and said mom halp. honey your ine crayzay b***h!!