• Hoist the ship and sail away
    check supplies and crew
    Malicious force and bounty tags
    who knows where we're sailin' to!
    Count me booty, check it twice
    I'll give ye ale and bread.
    But be a single shilling gone
    it will be all yer heads!
    Me biker skull and crossbone flag
    cost a pretty penny
    I stole the paint and sewed the rags
    twill strike fear in the hearts of many
    Hope the sky be red that night
    we be sailing long
    to bring me and my crew delight
    and aye! A good ol' song
    candles lit and parrot live
    for the day be done
    stowaways? Well no surprise
    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

    Yo ho ho, a sailing we will go
    To take a trip and ease the mind
    for treasures what we want to find
    and as the night brings chips and gum
    yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

    A sailor's what I thought I'd be
    A lass with dreams ahead
    I'm bigger now and look at me
    A pirate I be instead!
    With an awkward pointy hat
    a scuffle at the neck
    my shiny sword
    well look at that
    a crew to swab my deck
    Take a chance to sail the sea
    I really wish you'd come
    so sign my roster tehehe
    yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

    Yo ho ho
    a sailing we will go
    to take a trip and ease the mind
    for treasure's what we want to find
    and as the night brings chips and gum
    yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

    An island we shall hit today
    Phew! well I was worried
    for past the darndest tooth decay
    some of us were scurvy
    Still a parchment hid the map
    which I had in my pocket
    I tried to cease the excitement I had
    but alas I couldn't stop it
    paces paces paces sand
    what would it say next?
    A few dumb things and on the land
    there I spied an "X"
    We dug all night and dug all day
    and finally... oh pleasure!
    Aye we found, yes on this day
    haha! we found the treasure!
    Of who or what I do not know
    So off and away we went
    we opened the treasure and split the gold
    well I took most of it!
    All the fortune that I had
    Left me feeling numb
    I bought a keg and a nice young lad
    yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

    Yo ho ho a sailing we will go
    to take a trip and ease the mind
    for treasures what we want to find
    and as the night brings chips and gum
    yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

    So if a pirate be yer path
    then I wish you well
    for if treasures what you find and have
    you'll soon be doing swell
    I, still rich in many ways
    though I sometimes succumb
    to the greedy horrors of today
    yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

    Yo ho ho
    a sailing we will go
    to take a trip and ease the mind
    for treasure's what you're gonna find
    and as the night brings chips and gum
    yo ho ho and a bottle of...
    I really mean it!
    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

    "argh argh argh argh... argh argh argh... argh... argh... aye... me rum..."