• Once upon a time there was a magical bear. The bear ate berries and fish and picnics and wizards.He was a very stupid bear. One day the magical bear used his magic to fly to the city. He has never been to the city before and he walked into a chemical plant that was causing global warming. The stupid magical bear ate the chemicals because they looked pretty. But he was poisoned by it. GASP! The stupid magical bear turned into a Giant stupid magical bear who shot lasers from his eyes.he terrorized hundreds of town which turned into states the countries then the world. People called him S.M.G L.B. As you can see S.M.G.L.B killed us all before global warming could. And global warming was pretty pist.