• An Ordinary day at the host club



    “Haruhi! Stay away from those shady twins!” Moron.
    “Put me down, sempai!” Cry for help.
    “Why don’t you just put her down, boss?” Perfect unison.

    Hikaru turned his head, his gaze locked on Kaoru, but only for a moment before looking back to Haruhi and Tamaki.
    “What the hell, sempai!” Haruhi twitched as Tamaki curled around her.
    “Don’t worry, Haruhi! Daddy will protect you!”
    “What an idiot.” Kaoru shrugged his shoulders and looked at the situation before him.
    “Kaoru? Don’t you like Haruhi too?” Hikaru was analyzing his twin, trying to find Kaoru: In a nutshell.
    “Well, I do like her, but she’s more like someone to have fun with.” Kaoru turned his attention back to Haruhi; it seemed that Tamaki has insulted her again. He was wallowing in a corner, and Haruhi seemed displeased.
    Hikaru stepped forward, snaking his arm around Haruhi’s shoulder. Kaoru felt tense at that moment and glided forwards.
    “Huh?” Haruhi turned her head to see Kaoru, he had his hand extended and pushed Hikaru. Hikaru fell to the ground and looked up, nearly gaping at the sight: Kaoru had his arm around Haruhi, but seemed to be looking down at him.
    “You snooze, you lose.” Kaoru stuck his tongue out; it seemed he was being the more aggressive twin lately. Hikaru didn’t appreciate it that much, but did not have the time to say anything as Kaoru lead Haruhi from the room.
    “Wait! Where are you going with her?! You can’t just take my daughter away from me like that, you shady twin! Get back here!” Hikaru’s thoughts were racing, yet he could still hear Tamaki’s consistent shouting in the back-ground. He seemed to be shouting at the door Kaoru and Haruhi walked out of, and he was on his knees while crying hysterically. He was creating a more dramatic atmosphere for himself.
    “Watch out, boss.” Hikaru crept forwards, but his creeping took a turn for the worst as he trampled over him, leaving a very eccentric Tamaki on the ground.

    “Look~! Tama-Chan has foot-prints on his back!”

    Honey-sempai: Clueless.