• Ahh…Chapter 8…we meet again…not really I just wanted to say this. I like writing this part…I can say random s**t and insult people (TT and now Zoe) and No one will know…plus It makes my story look longer. Hehehe…It was hard to write that part where Minato was mean, especially since I just read ch.440 of Naruto. Oh Minato is coming back so don’t think I abandoned him… well byez!!!

    I did own Naruto, until I saw Sasuke. I did own Sasuke but then I saw Sakura. I did own Sakura, but then I saw *name withheld because it’s good blackmail*. Now he (or she) will be mine. I also do not own any show I mention.
    Also if you haven’t noticed the rating went up. It’s now rated M. I decided to try out lemons. I mean I attempted in that one one-shot but it wasn’t detailed.
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    Naruto was sitting in lunch, twirling his fries in ketchup. He was unusually early to lunch and was waiting for everyone to come to the table. Someone finally sat down and Naruto looked u to see who it was. He locked eyes with Sai, his ex.
    “Hey.” Naruto sweetly. Sai smiled back.
    “I heard about you and Uchiha.” Sai said, getting to the point. Naruto nodded.
    “Why him? I bet it’s because he looks like me. Are you still hung up on me?” Sai asked
    “No. I’m with Sasuke because he’s everything you weren’t. Unlike you, he actually loves me.” Naruto said and ate the French fry he was drowning.
    “Bullshit.” Sai said. Naruto glared.
    “You know, I don’t have to talk to you. God bye.” Naruto said. Sai just gave him an emotionless look and got up.
    “I still love you.” Sai said and left, leaving Naruto shocked.
    Naruto was still shocked when Sakura, Shikamaru, and Chouji came to the table together.
    “What happened? Did you see a giant cupcake dancing with Michael Jackson?” Chouji asked. Naruto shook his head.
    “No, something even scarier. Sai just said he still loves me.” Naruto said in a disturbed voice.
    “Doesn’t Sai look like Michael Jackson?” Sakura asked, completely ignoring what Naruto just said.
    “Sort of. But that one teacher in 10th grade named Orochimaru looks even more like him.” Sakura nodded and Shikamaru laughed. Just then Sasuke came to the table.
    “What’s up with him?” Sasuke asked his friends.
    “Sasuke kinda looks like Michael Jackson a little too.” Sakura commented.
    “I guess he does a little bit.” Shikamaru said. Chouji didn’t see it. Sasuke shot them all a glare then turned to Naruto.
    “What’s up, love?” Sasuke murmured into Naruto’s ear Naruto shook his head.
    “Nothing. I just zoned out.” Naruto said Sasuke didn’t buy it.
    “Are you still worried?” He asked Naruto.
    “About what?” Shikamaru interjected.
    “Read your texts and you’ll know.” Sakura said and slid her lunch to Chouji.
    “I’m not worried.” Naruto smiled and went to eating. Sasuke gave a look but then gave up.
    “Whatever.” He said and ate his salad. Naruto watched then smiled.
    “What?” Sasuke asked after he swallowed his bite.
    “Salads are American.” Naruto said. Sasuke gave a look then remembered their conversation a long time ago.
    “No their universal. Everyone eats Salads.” Sasuke said and took another bite.
    “******** you.” Naruto mumbled and stuffed a handful of fries into his mouth.
    “You want to?” Sasuke asked. Naruto swallowed his fries hardly.
    “Eww, you ******** pervert! I will not ******** you!” Naruto screamed. The whole cafeteria became quiet. Kiba, who just sat down burst out laughing. This caused everyone else to laugh. Naruto gave Sasuke a furious look and Sasuke gave him a ‘I’m not afraid’ look.
    “Who said you would ******** me? I would be ******** you.” Sasuke informed.
    “Like hell you are. I’m not going to be on the bottom!” Naruto yelled just as loud. Now absolutely everyone was laughing.
    “Shut up you’re embarrassing yourselves.” Sasuke said Naruto just flicked him of and ate his fries. Sakura glared at both of them then looked to Kiba.
    “Stop laughing!” She seethed. She was mad at all the attention they were getting.
    “Naruto I swear if you ever yell something like that again, I will strip you down, tie you up, and place you in front of Gaara’s house. Then as he molests you and beats you to a bloody pulp, I will watch and laugh.” She threatened. Naruto nodded and Sasuke glared and held Naruto protectively.
    “Do that and I will beat and gag you, dress you up in leather, and place you in front of Lee’s house with a bunch of sex toys in a box.” Sasuke growled and hugged the slightly squirming blond even harder.
    “Yea, that’s right!” Naruto added. Sakura rolled her eyes.
    “As if you could.” Sakura challenged
    “Want to bet?” Sasuke smiled
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    “Sasuke that was soo not funny! I swear if Lee wasn’t such a nice guy, I could’ve been raped!” Sakura yelled as barged into his room after school. She was still in the lingerie but had on a green shirt and sweats Lee let her borrow. She looked in the room to see Naruto in Sasuke’s arms fast asleep and Sasuke watching Narue movie 1- Ninja clash in the land of snow.
    “I didn’t know you liked this stuff.” Sakura whispered and sat quietly on the bed, not wanting to wake Naruto.
    “I don’t, Naruto was watching it.” Sasuke whispered. “Can you change it for me?”
    “I guess, I’ve seen this movie a thousand times.” Sakura said and grabbed the remote from across the bed and changed to MTV. The Hills was currently on.
    “I’m not watching this s**t.” Sasuke stated. Sakura sighed and changed the station. Some ABC Family movie played.
    “I’m not changing the station.” Sakura stated. Sasuke shrugged. The movie was Camp Rock so Sasuke didn’t mind. Not that Sasuke liked the movie, but that Joe Jonas was really hot.
    “So, how are you and Naruto?” Sakura asked.
    “You asked that yesterday.” Sasuke said.
    “So? How are you and Naruto?”
    “Ask him.”
    “Love to, but he’s sleeping.”
    “…”
    “So he says you guys haven’t done it yet…is that true?”
    “Yea.”
    ”Pfft…wow.”
    “******** you.”
    “I think I will because Naruto sure isn’t.”
    “Sakura, why are you here anyways?”
    “Oh Yea! I came to get Naruto.”
    “For what?”
    “So he can come home with me.”
    “He’s going to stay with me tonight.”
    “Why? So you guys can not have sex?”
    “Get out of my house.”
    “Fine, fine, jeesh.” And with that, Sakura left.

    Naruto woke up shortly after. He rubbed his eyes and curled up more into Sasuke.
    “Is Sakura here?” He asked.
    “No, she left a little while ago.” Sasuke informed Naruto nodded.
    “What time is it?” Naruto asked, now fully awake.
    “10:30.
    “I guess I’ll head to Sakura’s.” Naruto said and got off the bed. Sasuke took his hand and gently pulled him back.
    “Stay with me tonight.” Sasuke ordered. Naruto looked at Sasuke then shrugged.
    “I guess.” With that Naruto stripped to his boxers and went under the covers. Sasuke took off his day clothes and switched to just sweats and climbed in bed with Naruto. Naruto scooted closer to Sasuke and laid his head into Sasuke’s chest.
    “Mmm. You’re comfy.” Naruto murmured. Sasuke smirked and rubbed Naruto’s back. Within minutes, both of them were asleep.

    Naruto woke up to the sound of a camera flashing pictures. He groaned and blinked to see Itachi taking pictures.
    “What are you doin’?” He asked in a groggy voice. He tried to move but he felt a grip on him. He automatically knew it was Sasuke.
    “Blackmail.” Itachi said then snapped another picture.
    “Get out.” Sasuke murmured. Naruto looked up to see Sasuke now awake.
    “’Mornin” Naruto mumbled to Sasuke.
    “Hn.” Sasuke said then closed his eyes. Another camera flash went off.
    “Get the ******** out and go back to college!” Sasuke yelled. Itachi flipped them off then left. After a couple of minutes, Naruto started messing with Sasuke. Fist, he drew shapes on him with his finger. Then, he started sliding his hand across the hem of Sasuke’s pants. Lastly, he stuck his hand down Sasuke’s pants. As soon as Sasuke felt the hand near his p***s, he jolted up and pushed Naruto away.
    “********!” He yelled. Naruto snickered.
    “Aww, you enjoyed it.” Naruto teased. Sasuke just glared and fell back onto the bed and tried to go to sleep. He couldn’t though, because a certain blonde boy was now whining.
    “Saaaasukeeeee.” Naruto whined. No reply. “Saaaaaasukeeeee.” Naruto treid again.
    “What?” Sasuke asked and opened his eyes
    “I’m hungry.”Naruto whined. Sasuke closed his eyes again.
    “Then go get food.” Sasuke said.
    “I don’t wanna go alone.” Naruto said in a flirty-sad voice.
    “You usually do.” Sasuke said.
    “But I want you to come with me.” Naruto said and kissed Sasuke seductively. Sasuke sighed and got out of bed.
    “C’mon. Sasuke motioned. Naruto smiled and followed Sasuke to the kitchen.

    They both made their way to kitchen and raided the refrigerator. They were the only ones in the kitchen and Sasuke took advantage of it. When Naruto was pouring his cereal in the bowl on the counter, Sasuke slid behind him and kissed Naruto’s neck. Naruto almost moaned and gave in but he realized where they were.
    “S-stop.” Naruto said and turned to face Sasuke.
    “Why?” Sasuke asked and kissed Naruto..
    “Do your parents know about us?” Naruto asked.
    “What does that got to do with anything?” Sasuke asked then started attacking Naruto’s neck.
    “I-I don’t w-wanna do this stuff then get caught by your p-parents.” Naruto stuttered. Sasuke sighed and dragged Naruto to their living room, where his whole family was seating.
    “Mom, Dad, Brother, I’m gay and Naruto is my boyfriend.” Sasuke said.
    “Finally.” Itachi said and his parents just shrugged. Naruto laughed.
    “What?” Sasuke asked.
    “I thought they would freak.” Naruto said.
    “No, we saw it coming.” Mikoto said. Sasuke rolled his eyes and dragged Naruto back into his kitchen.
    “So, can I kiss you now?” Sasuke asked. Naruto smiled and wrapped his arms around Sasuke’s neck.
    “Yes you can.” Naruto said and leaned into Sasuke to share a long, hot, kiss.

    Naruto was laying on the bed in Sakura’s room thinking and pretended to help Sakura find the perfect outfit for her “not a date. I’m not queer like you” with Ino. He couldn’t believe how good it felt to kiss Sasuke and how incredible Sasuke was. It seemed as if his whole opinion of his best friend of 6 years had changed in one month. Maybe I do like him Naruto thought. He smiled and got up.
    “Hey Sakura.” Naruto said, being careful that he didn’t cut her off.
    “Hm?” She said as she reached for a pink mini-skirt on the top shelf of her small walk in closet.
    “I think I like Sasuke.” Naruto said. Sakura walked out of her closet and gave Naruto a ‘you-got-to-be-kidding-me’ look.
    “Yesterday, you didn’t have feelings for him.” Sakura said and held out the skirt then shook her head and threw it back into her closet.
    “Well, I mean I probably did, but I didn’t know.” Naruto said and blushed. Sakura saw and smiled.
    “Aww! My little Naru-chan is growing up.” She said and made her way to the bed and pinched Naruto’s cheek.
    “Ow!” Naruto whined. Truthfully, it didn’t hurt but it was embarrassing. Sakura let go, thinking it hurt because of the cuts.
    “Sorry.” She said then sat on the bed and crossed her legs. “So, did you do him last night?”
    “N-no! God Sakura-chan, you’re such a pervert!” Naruto yelled which made Sakura laugh.
    “You guys are so weird.” She said and shook her head. “Well, it’s a good thing you like him because you guys are going out.” Naruto laughed and nodded. Sakura got off the bed and went back to her closet and shuffled throw her clothes.
    “I think I’ll wear this.” She said and pulled out a long powder pink camisole and a blood red skirt. Naruto nodded and went off to Sasukeland. God, was he obsessed.

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    It was Saturday and Naruto was bored. He had a date with Sasuke in 3 hours but he really didn’t want to go. Currently he was alone in Sakura’s small house texting Kiba. He was bored of that too but he continued anyways. When Sasuke came to pick him up, he was still alone.
    “I don’t wanna go.” Naruto whined as Sasuke led him out.
    “Then what do you want to do?” Sasuke asked. Naruto smirked and pulled down the zipper of Sasuke’s jacket.
    “Something not so…public.” Naruto whispered seductively into Sasuke’s ear. Sasuke smirked.
    “Fine, We can watch a movie and eat pizza.” Sasuke said and went into the living room and put in The Dark Knight Naruto pouted the plopped onto the couch. Sasuke softly smiled and sat next to Naruto. He pulled him into his arms and watched the movie. Half way through the movie Naruto fell asleep. Sasuke laughed inwardly then kissed Naruto’s forehead. Oh Naruto, you don’t know how much I’d like to do private things with you.
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    I hate life. A lot. I hate my friends too. They are such perverts. frigging gropers. I can’t wait to bring Minato back. I luv his twist on the story. I got a weird fetish with Domestic violence…I know I just used fetish wrong but it fits. Well that’s it HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAKU-RAN (AGAIN)
    Luv,
    Vannah