• there once lived a sad scene kid named Gustav. no her name was really something else but she gladly went by Gustav. she loved her mother and her father who lived a state away, but she lived with her mother witch made her happy enough. but she wanted to be in her family will from her hag of a grandmother. so she went to the grandmothr who we shall name Hag, so she could make the old p***k love her. this was hard you see. Hag already knew who she wanted Gustav to marry and loved Gustav so much, of witch Gooey did feel bad for. so when Gooey wasn't making beds, getting the mail, having her mother bitched off she was, indeed, reading and listening to hollywood undead. Hag had got Gooey 17 books, one 2 disc thing to learn german, and a map of germany! Gustav loved germany very much so, though she was only 13 she wanted greatly to learn german, sweedish, and the electric guitar. she did what Hag said, most of the time, she made cookies with her morthers sister- Goofy, and all was going well untill Gustav started to think funny thoughts: "what would she do if i pushed her over down that ditch?" evil thoughts of hurting Hag. Gustav told her mother, who only laughed and said she had the same thoughts. Gustav drowned herself in books.... so much as to she became addickted to them, and to her music, she could not go a day without. she had withdraaws, panic attacks, adn even new phobia's she never knew could come

    the moral of this story is if you have a Hag eitehr get red of her by going insane as did gooey or leave Hag alone for good