• "Why is The Sky Blue!? Why is the Sky Blue!?!? Gather round young' uns, I'll tell you," The old man on the street corner said. "It all began with a man from Nantucket. All of the stories about this man are false except for this one..."

    The scene changes to where you view this man from Nantucket. He was not a handsome man but he was by no means a skag. He was walking the streets of Nantucket telling people he meets to ******** off and Die. When by a freak chance he is hit by a bus.

    "Where the Hell am I" The man said. Saint Peter turns to view the man from Nantucket. "Hello there!" He said.
    The man was slightly startled. He looked at Saint Peter and Laughed. "Oh I get it This is some kind of a joke! Where's the camera?"
    "There is no camera Jack. I have some grave news. You shall not make it into heaven unless you can do something so incredibly nice that it'll change the color of the sky." Saint Peter explained.
    "Alright so you know my name and you have a good accent, I'll give you that but do you really expect me to believe I'm dead?" Jack asked.
    "Why Yes, I do. I know all you have done and those stories are grossly inaccurate, what you did was MUCH worse." Saint peter said.
    "Everyone know that! Tell me something like when I am to go to hell if I don't do this 'Sky changing deed.'" Jack said sarcastically
    "10 minutes." Said a solemn Saint Peter.
    "WHAT!? 10!!! How do you expect...!?"
    "You're the one that has to do it so go and do it! Quit wasting time talking with me." Saint Peter said and Jack fell to earth.

    "Gotta find a good deed! Gotta find a good deed that'll change the sky!!" he thought as he ran the streets of Nantucket. looking for the good deed that would change the sky. He found it. A bus load of orphans stuck on the railroad tracks. "JACKPOT!" He shouted as he ran to push the bus. Instead he phased through it and the bus was hit by a train killing all of the children. Needless to say, Jack had failed and he went to hell.

    The scene shifts back to the old man on the street corner and a bunch of truely mortified children. "... And because Jack had failed, The sky is blue."