• Sooner than you think in a galaxy close to the solar system we all know, was the most awesome high tech space ship in the world (world as in Earth not universe because we know that nothing that good could possibly come from somewhere around Earth.).
    In the space ship was Sockmonkey_kat enjoying the wonderful stars of space while the octopuses were not attacking. Her Klutzy Chibiness was perfect for those evil octopuses to prey on. Her phobia did not help much either.
    For some reason, the octopuses would attack every time she was in deep thought, when she was completely unaware. At a time…like this.
    Sockmonkey_kat Jumped into a ready position in order to fend the evil octopus off……………
    Silence………………………………......................................
    No octopus appeared.
    She sighed a sigh of relief closing her eyes then quickly looked around.
    No one saw that right?! she thought panicking then slapped herself in the face. Of course they didn’t see you idiot! You are in the middle of outer space ALONE.
    She sighed again with her eyes closed and took a step walking when she noticed a purple blob on the floor in front of her. But it was to late, the octopus had her now. That icky, gross, gross, disgusting, evil, thing!
    The octopus grabbed her ankle with its wet tentacle and pulled.
    “NOOOOOOOO!!!!!” Sockmonkey_kat screamed at the top of her lungs as she was pulled to the ground. “Don’t eat my head, don’t eat my head. DON’T EAT MY HEAAAAAADDDD!!!!” she kicked and screamed for around a half a minute before noticing that there was nothing there…she was kicking the air…
    “Epic failure.” Said her space ships computer in its annoying monotone voice.
    Sockmonkey_kat looked down sadly as she stood up. “I know.” she replied sadly.
    “You must not do those things in public. You will raise suspicion and the ‘octopuses’ will find you.” the computer voice said octopuses with a slight sarcastic tone.
    “I know..” she said sadly back.
    “Now get some sleep. We will be landing at the space port in eight hours.”
    “Okay.” Sockmonkey_kat headed to her bedroom still looking down. The automatic door went swoosh as it opened for her when she noticed something: this was the only automatic door on the ship.
    That is strange… she thought and took a step in when she noticed the shadow looming from somewhere behind her. She whirled around to find the giant octopus about to strike.
    She let out a scream, turned and ran……right into the automatic door. Blood splurged from her nose as it popped against the might of the solid metal door as the giant octopus grabbed her from behind with its slimy grip. She screamed again and struggled then…the octopus was gone…and she fell to the floor. The door was still open, without even the slightest hint of her running into it. And there was no blood. Something strange was going on. She got up again and headed in to her wonderful, super, comfortable, cushy, mattress.
    That is what it said on the space radio. But *sniffles* it was a horrible box spring with a tiny bit of padding on top of it. It was by the worst mattress in the universe. Well not the worst but it was at least top 10...or 100...more like 1000 but still! Its horrible okay?!
    On her bed was her baby blue giant squid plushy. “ SQUIDY!!!!!!” Sockmonkey_kat smiled and pounced on her stuffed animal. “who is the cutest wonderful space fish in the world? You are!”
    She smiled again and curled up to her wonderful squid plushy, falling asleep.
    The next morning
    “Sockmonky_kat. We have arrived at out destination. I will handle all refueling and supplying. How about you go around and look for something.”
    “okay!” Sockmonkey_kat immediately was up and out of bed, to the front door she went as it opened she realized which space station she was on: the very place where she had purchased her squid plushy! She could get another one.
    “YAY!” she yelled and ran out the opening, only falling twice as she headed down the platform: a new record.
    First she decided that she would have some breakfast and stopped at a stand in order to purchase some human cereal, which was pretty popular on this side of the solar system.
    She sat on a nearby bench in order to enjoy her crunchy milkyness and munched it down. She then noticed the strange man she had sat next to. He looked strangely familiar for some reason.
    “You look strangely familiar.” She said, rubbing her chin while trying to figure out this new mystery. The man did not reply.
    She waited for a response and was about to say more then stopped herself blushing. She couldn’t believe that she had just spoken out like that. “I am sorry, really. I..I shouldn’t have said anything.” she said and hurried away. The strange man stood up and shuffled after her.
    Sockmonkey_kat continued on toward the store. She remembered exactly where it was. She noticed the man that she had met before. He was stalking her.
    hmmm… she thought. he looks strange. she looked through the corners of her eyes to examine him thoroughly. hmm.. His skin is purple. Purple…who do I know that is purple? And his hands look like… tentacles.. Tentacles? Hmm… OMG!!!! it’s a squid!! A real life space squid…
    Her eyes twinkled and she was a bout to turn around when she decided not to. It would be WAY to embarrassing. She couldn’t just pounce up on someone like that. Besides he was following her anyways.
    She turned and headed down a dark alley. wait. This isn’t the way to the… Something grabbed her from behind. It was the squid. But wait…it…it wasn’t a squid…it was… an OCTOPUS!!!
    Sockmonkey_kat screamed tried to get away. But she couldn’t. it had her in its death grip. She kicked and screamed. Then, once again, it was gone. And she was back in a very populated area kicking and screaming.
    It was just so embarrassing! Tears sprang from her eyes as she stood up and sprinted all the way back to her ship. Suddenly, she tripped and fell and everything went black.
    Later: a man carried Sockmonkey_kat back into her ship and put her in bed, he was the man that was following her. He had been hired by this ships mainframe to keep an eye on her and make sure she was safe. He had grabbed her in order to prevent her from going to the bad side of town.
    “I am sorry.” Said the ships mainframe “My mistress suffers from mass hallucinations often including her phobia of octopuses.”
    The end…Or is it?