• Dude:Ok, Random let's go.
    Random followed Dude.
    Random:Where are we?
    Dude: In your ***
    Random: whatever but, seriously where are we?
    Dude:The Tough Canoe.
    Random looked down and saw they were in a canoe.
    The canoe was in an ocean.
    Random: So what are we going to do here?
    Dude: Shut up! You must be silent so the canoe can guide you to being tough. Now Close your eyes!
    Random shut his eyes but kept peeking at Dude's expression he bursted out laughing.
    Dude: Didn't I Tell You To Shut up! So you shut up and close your eyes and no peeking if you peek you will never get the power you need to be tough for Janice.
    Random: Ok, for Janice.
    Random shut his eyes and there he saw a great warrior in a canoe.
    Great Warrior: Random face your fears and do great honor and glory to your home town and maybe Janice's father may see you as her perfect match.
    Random: How?
    Great Warrior: Just do stuff that can make him think you're a great guy for Janice. Do anything possible.
    Random: Ok, but where do I start?
    Dude opened his eyes and when he opened it he saw Random shaking with his eyes closed and Random was like floating in the air.
    Dude: OMG RANDOM HAS POWERS AND I DIDN'T KNOW IT! GO SUPER RANDOM MAN!
    Great Warrior: Come with me in the Canoe and I shall show you things.
    Random: Ew! I don't want to c** with you.
    Great Warrior: Other come not that one you idiot.
    Random: Oh, ok are you sure you aren't going to rape me?
    Great Warrior: NO, ok I am a straight man!
    Random: Just making sure.
    Random went into the canoe with the Great Warrior.
    Great Warrior: You see those people being pushed away from each other.
    Random: yeah.
    Great Warrior: Well, the man is pushing forward instead of running away like you did. He is actually fighting to get her. On the other hand the girl is fighting also like Janice was but, was taken away by one of her family members.
    Random: She fought for me?
    Great Warrior: Yes she did but her father still won the match.
    Meanwhile where Janice was..
    Janice's Father: Janice are you finished about your Ransom issue?
    Janice: No never!
    Janice's Father: Well off to jail he'll go.
    Janice: NO! DAD NO! HE DIDN'T DO NO HARM TO US HE HAS NO INTENTIONS OF STEALING FROM US ALL HE WANTED WAS US TO BE TOGETHER BUT YOU WRECKED IT ALL!
    Janice's Father: I didn't I am just protecting our fortune.
    Janice: Our? Don't you mean yours?
    Janice's Father: Ever since you're mother and I got married it became ours.
    Janice: Ahaha “SURE” you always say it's ours but when mom used to withdraw from the bank you surely got mad at her while it was “our” money. But actually it's yours.
    Janice's Father: Janice Claire Fandango-Soriano! Stop being like that and ever since that man went in your life you became like this.
    Janice's Father came in the tower and took out his belt. (2 belts to be eggzact). He began to hit her with the belts so hard. He punched her in the face and in the stomach. Janice screamed. Janice's Father finished up and walked outside and locked the tower once again.
    Janice moaned.
    Janice's Father:YOU BETTER LEARN HOW TO SHUT YOUR F'IN MOUTH
    Janice: Well, you're never so put your hand on a child unless you're giving them a pat on the back.
    Janice's Father: Shuddup. Janice or get more beating.
    Now back to what was happening to Random...
    Random: Oh, but can you have the power to see what's happening to her.
    Great Warrior: unfortunately I can't but I can tell you, you picked a fighter right there.
    Random: What do you mean?
    Great Warrior: A few minutes ago when I was showing you the pond of koi fish well, during that time Janice got beat by her father and is now bruised and stuff.
    Random: And it's all my fault?
    Great Warrior: I don't know. SO you see that Janice is getting hurt for you but will you do the same for her or just run off like a chicken?
    Random: I would do the same but I'm afraid
    Great Warrior: Don't be. If you at least try to fight for her you'll continue on. So do that.
    Random: Ok well thank you.. AH! AH! GET IT OFF MY p***s!
    Great Warrior: Didn't I tell you not to give the fish ginger ale.
    Random: Well, yeah.
    Great Warrior: Now it's high.
    Random: OMG, *GROANS AND MOANS* GET IT OH OFF OH MY GOSH.
    The Great Warrior took out something that looked like ginger ale and showed it to the koi fish and it went into the pond.
    Great Warrior: Next time don't do that, or get your p***s bitten off.
    Random: *groans* oh ok. Well thank you. *Salutes*
    Great Warrior: My pleasure. Well off you go just open up your eyes.
    Dude was still in amazement till he realized the canoe was going to sink because of a tidal wave.
    Dude: RANDOM WAKE UP WE'RE GOING TO SINK!!!!
    Dude shaked Random.
    Random still was floating.
    Dude: RANDOM WAKE THE **** UP RIGHT NOW OR ME AND JANICE WILL GO OUT!
    Random opened his eyes and he was floating down into the ocean. Random fell in the ocean and the tide was getting worse. Random was drowning.
    Dude: RANDOMNESS!! WOOHOO PARTY~!
    Then Dude realized that Random wasn't there he was drowning.
    Dude: Oh, ****
    Random continued to drown and Dude didn't know what to do still even though he was staring at the lifesaver.