• OKAY so like, I fall asleep, and 10 minutes later I'm in the Vietnam War, hidden in a jungle with a Thompson Assault Rifle in my hand. My commander runs up to try and cover me and BOOM! HEADSHOT! Pwn'd by an enemy sniper. You'd think that someone that high of a rank would do a tactical flip in the air or something, or fire their lazorz, I'unno you decide. ANYWAY'S so then I was in England being a British douchebag, drinking some tea and carrying some baggage. Lol, teabag. Ftw. Then I was on the majyk skewl bus. And it had hydrolics and a disco ball and a hot tub and a yogurt dispenser. Yeah that is awesome. Hot yogurt, I wonder how that tastes. DID YOU KNOW IF YOU PUT TIN FOIL IN THE MICROWAVE YOU GET SCIENCE!? I didn't. Yeah. SO LIKE IT WAS EASTER AND THEN ME AND THE EASTER BUNNY WERE CHILLING AND THEN I WOKE UP AND HAD 84 GENITALS, YES I COUNTED THEM ALL. CONGRATULATIONS, THEN I WOKE UP FOR SRS AND THEN WROTE THIS LOLOL.