• Wise message for today: Never eat those beans at school just the corn

    Tonnie
    Hello audience, today's show is about school lunches, lets have our guest come out. Lance!!

    Lance
    (looking around like an idiot)
    W-What is this... OMG Where Am I?!

    Tonnie
    (rolling her eyes)
    This is my show..Welcome To Tonnie the Wise!

    Lance
    (annoyed)
    A show huh...... Lier we're in your basement

    Tonnie
    Shut up and Imagine

    Lance
    (scared abit)
    Ok ok dang cool it...

    Tonnie
    (looking at you)
    Audience as you can see Lance is the lame dork at school a.k.a. my best guy friend

    Lance
    Hey i heard that.... Anyway what is you so called show about

    Tonnie
    Well this one is just about school lunches, why don't you tell the audience what happened

    Lance
    Umm ok i guess.... it all started when Tonnie and i were in line for lunch. Today we were having all beans and milk mixed together.... I know gross right? Anyway i tried to ask the lunch lady could i return my lunch. But she told me to take it or leave it. As soon as i placed my tray down something started to yell. I looked down and it was my beans!!! They were talking!

    Tonnie
    (rolling eyes)
    Lance, you dork we all know beans don't talk!

    Lance
    Your the one who told me to tell the story!!

    Tonnie
    I know but i didn't tell you to lie.

    Lance
    What ever all im saying was it was true. After the beans were talking i just grabbed a bowl of corn and ran off. I swore the beans were calling to me.. From that day on i promised my self never to eat beans with milk..

    Tonnie
    (folding her arms)
    You need some help

    Lance
    Well that was all that happened.

    Tonnie
    Audience you vote to see if you believe his crazy story or not. So go down to comments and type!

    (No really do it!! do it!! lol)

    Tonnie
    Well were running out of time so i guess this is all for out show
    Bye thanks for watching

    Lance
    (yelling)
    Trust me the story is true!!!