• A man with the world record of the most drugs taken, has died after being attacked by a bear which in fact did not exsist.

    A new massage technique has been invented,in Peru, where non-venomous snakes are allowed to swarm all over your back. Health boards, all across North America, will not allow this technique because these creatures seem to like to seek out warm spots.

    A student in a Toronto special needs high school is being suspended for having a class-pet fish in a moving blender. The suspect says that it is true, but he only had below "mix". But the teacher says that he had to "whip" and "pureé", several times.

    Sientist in Canada has discovered a new vaccine for stupidity. Although, it may remain unknowned to those, suffering.

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    Tragedy struck when everybodies most favourite Canadian singer, Justin Bieber, his being charged for animal cruelty. The reason for bieng is because he has eaten an entire container of BB gun pellets, and then brutely shot his cat while masterbating.

    Tiger Woods is at it again! He has, yet again, been caught having sex with three other women. the shameless golfing womanizer says that it is true, however it was a part of a contract he sign with Nike. He just "did it".