• BTW, READING THIS BOLD PART IS OPTIONAL YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ IT, BUT IT MAKES THINGS 1% MORE INTERESTING cool
    Don't you ever wish something cool would ever happen to you? Like a meteorite crashed into your backyard, and you find some mutant alien species inside. Maybe a group of people find you, and you belong to a secret organization. The C.I.A. sounds pretty cool to me. Except, none of that ever happens. We all live a boring life. You go to school or work, do your homework or file some papers, and eat and sleep. That's 99% of the world's population's daily life. Wait, what about the 1% you ask? That belongs to me. Oh and Lady Gaga.

    History class. We all know it's boring. Today, like always, I was minding my own buisness during "history class" until things got awkward. Awkward like my teacher, Mr.Rockwell, started looking like a tiny elf to me. Maybe it was because I left my glasses at home, but I was pretty sure he looked like Santa's little worker. Then he called out to me, "Ray, when did the Spartans take over the Athens?" I could've sworn his voice sounded like T-Pain and Alvin and the Chipmunk's baby. What do I need a hearing aid too? I still have to answer the question though. "Uhm, sometime in the 500 B.C.'s?", I answered, trying to sound like a proper high school educated student. Then Mr.Rockwell started spazzing out. He screamed to the top of his lungs, "RAY, YOU WILL BURN IN THE DEPTH OF THE OCEAN!" I, of course, asked the obvious question, " How will I 'burn' in the ocean?" Then he starts cursing, and. . . explodes into thin air. Wait, what?