It is 2000988674893654739 X.C.D and earth is full of many horrible things like zombies and Nazis and other things. This is where the Sexy Girl Power Squad comes in also know as Spec-Sexy they are three curvaceous, busty and beautiful women, whose mission is to save the world and s**t.
Noon on the Spec-Sexy battle armada.
Ted: sexy girls report for battle protocol and redistribution of wealth
The sexy girls appear before him there is Rin the dark skin beauty,Mizku the short hair pale skin women of leisure and Jen the leader and fiery redhead.
all three in unison: yes on dark lord of announcements.
Just as Ted was about to give them their orders the great worm of china murder him and begins to address the Sexy girl squad.
Great worm: would you girls like some chocolate and cigars
Rin: ******** yeah we do
The great worm vomits out millions of cigars and chocolate for the young girls, the girls cry out in joy.
Great worm: good-bye
He then explodes leavening his children orphans and making this the story emotional low point. Then the girls see something out the window
Mizku: hey, it is the RZA, what do you have to say about this whole situation Mr. Rza.
RZA: The greatest B-Boy of all time started from small crimes
While others had big tops I was slingin' small dimes
Tryin' to make the come up, the blow used to numb up
A few G's a week my clique used to sum up
Till my brother got locked up, my girl got knocked up
My closest homies each got popped up and shot up
And cops flood the block, no way to eat
So I dropped a half a G on a rented SP1200 Sampler
And a Yamaha Four-Track
The bass from the lab used to blow the ********' door back
While Ghost was doin' stick-ups tryin' to make a vick up
Waitin' outside for the Brinks truck to pick up
Nothing would work so we're back to choppin' nicks up
Givin' grown a** women two vials for a d**k suck
When I was stressed I would head to the rest
Then the pads on the SP-12 got pressed
Makin' beats for the streets so the family could eat
In '93 Wu-Tang Clan dropped their first LP
We went platinum, Yeah we flatten 'em
Pockets got fat and um, went and got Capp and 'em
Staten's on the map and um, Brooklyn Zu is bombin' 'em
All around the world, Killa Beez start swarmin' 'em
You can't stop us, you can't block us
Rock us or mock us knock us or top us
Better sit back and watch us
Invigorated by those words of wisdom the undress themselves and touch/massage there breast.
Rin: Our breasts are so large think of all the milk in them, MILLIONS OF GALLONS OF MILK ENOUGH TO KILL ALL THE SEAHORSES.
Mizku hear this deep philosophy and leaves the sexy circle of sex. The others follow her worried for her.
Jen: why are you sad baby?
Mizku: Man this worlds all ******** up and s**t, all full of like ******** demon and Nazis and s**t. and all we do is ******** touch are awesome tits and ********, smoke and eat chocolate that come out of worms man. Dude I want ******** kill then ******** Nazi ******** dude for realz.
Rin and Jen all nod in agreement and of the go to Nazi land to ******** s**t up yo.
Later in the Nazi, king place before a defeated Nazi king.
Jen: Die Nazi
Nazi King: wait were not even Nazis, hell I am Jewish, we just what to destroy Denmark. Old Nazi uniforms were all we could afford.
Hearing this they team up with the Non-Nazis and destroy Denmark because nothing good has come out of Denmark ever seriously ******** you Denmark.
- Title: Sexy Girl Power Squad
- Artist: Her Killer
OK with the huge success of Sexy girl and vampire love, both of which are now in your American history books on page 103 tilted "best story ever to exist in the existence of time"
I have made what can be called a story that make Shakespeare look like an drunk rapist.
I hope you enjoy it you guys cause.......i love you guys so much i do this for you. I love you guys like my sister on a Friday night.
- Date: 06/28/2010
- Tags: sexy girl power squad
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