• It all started one morning. The date was 5/23/1301. A man named Hugazarll was the village priest, not much of a fighter. The village was constantly under attack by the Monsters in the nearby ruins of Yrik. The village council was running out of options, they decided to send the priest to the ruins of Yrik and "Get Rid" of the local guest."But council, I am but a preist, I don't know how to fight! I mean sure I have a few spells and potions, but do you really thing it's enough to kill thos....THINGS?!"The council said"That is our final disission. 6 of our local gaurd shall acompany you on your mission. Oh, and if you return alive adn the Monsters arn't gone, you shall die" said the council in flusteration."The journey from the village to the ruins is about a 2 day walk, you'll need some provissions."The council only gave him 5 rolls of lizzerd fat."Only this small portion?!" cried the priest."We are tight on food as it is! Take it and go." So they went off walking, but on the first day, their food was gone, they rezorted to canibalizm. The only problem was figuring out who was to be eaten."Well I can't be eaten, i'm on a mission!" So the 6 gaurds played a game of Ro Sham Bo/Rock Papper Sizers. The 3rd gaurd lost, of course, the gaurd tried to get away but... they tied him up and put him in a pot, a big one.At night fall, they ate the man, pealing meat from bone, sizzling flesh. At dawn the set out, by 9:00 in the morning, they arrived at the ruins.The gates were gaurded by a mummy. One gaurd took his bow and shot him right in the forhead, it died instantly, the gates were sealed shut with a giant lock."Zu zu zuru!" said the priest and a giant burst of rock shot out of the ground and broke the lock into a million pieces.They entered the ruins cautiously.....until arrow shot out of the darkness right into the 5th gaurds leg."ARGHH!!"yelled the gaurd, the another arrow shot out and hit him in the chest. BOOOOM!!!!The arrow exploded. Blood and flesh, and metal ormor, and bones flew every were! Then there was a volly of arrows hedding straight for the 2nd and 4th gaurd."Zumu nami johiko!"The arrows turned to dust.and not only the arrows, the goblins that were shooting them turned to dust to. They walked to the next room and them a giant axe came down from the ceiling cutting the 4th gaurd in half, just, right down the middle, a perfect line, then a minitaur came up to the 2nd gaurd and smashed his skull in with his flail. Then grabed a cross bow and aimed it straight for the priest's heart. FLICk! The priest died. No one knows if the 1st gaurd mad it out of their alive, but i'll tell you one thing, stay away from the ruins of Yrik.