• The Little Story of Jimmy Part VII
    READ THE DESC, PLEASE.

    Jimmy was furious. But, as you should know, he always is.
    Jimmy went off, out of the castle, and found himself a cliff to sit on. Below him was a vast ocean. Maybe he’d fit in there. So he jumped. And as he fell, he realized he never hit the ocean. He fell for what seemed like forever, but never landed or anything. So he closed his eyes, and took a deep breath, and then he stopped. He just stopped falling.

    He opened his eyes, and there was the ceiling-fan blowing cold air on him, and he turned to his left, and there was his wife, and then to his right, and there was his bedroom door. So he got up, and left the room, and went outside, and there was his son, making him coffee. Jimm turned around, and started screaming “HAPPY FATHERS DAY, DADDY.” And Jimmy started to cry.

    He was back where he belonged: Home.

    __

    Throughout that whole day, Jimmy and Lil’ Jimm played Frog-Ball, while Abbi and Kitty played Baseball with their dad.

    Jimmy felt like a father. He realized he didn’t want to be in some weird school, where Kitty looked like Ron, and talked like a… Well…. A chicken, I guess.
    And he didn’t want to be a man, especially in a place where man/ladies schooled you on their names.
    And he didn’t want to live in the center of the Earth, where Mario had died just seconds before he came there, and have to climb up large manholes, and carry light swords, to make you look like a tough piece of balogna, and wear drag.
    And he didn’t want to live back in medeival times, especially where Kitty and Luggy got married, and the king killed people, even though Jimmy did it.

    That’s right. He wanted to be here, where everything was normal, according to Jimmy.