• Gorden freeman was out being gorden freemen, just blowing s**t up and shooting aliens and doing science and s**t, when he ran into his daughter, Shell, from the portal series. Shell said "hey dad." Gorden freeman said "Hi daughter." shell was like: "do you want to go on an adventuire?" and freemen said "yes." so freemen and shell went on and adventure, but then they both took arrows to the knees and they had to stoip. Just kidding, thats skyrim you fucgking f*****t. so like i said they were just adventuring, shooting aliens and turrents and using portals, and doing more science, when they came across a wizard. He didn't like science cause he was a wizard, and wizards do magic, and magic is not science. he was like "WHAT ARE YPOU MOTHER ******** DOING." In reply to taht, freeman said "Science." and then the wizard said "well science is ******** stupid, and magic is better." Freeman said "no it's not." then the wizard says "yes it is, you can't do THIS with science." then he turned freemen and shell into horses. freemen said "why you do this," or at least thats what he would have said if he wasn't a horse and could not talk. instad he just neighed. the wizard said "lol ******** nyou and your science, bitches. magic for life. yolo" then he ran away. freeman and shell tried to chase the wizard, but then they got tired and gave up cause the wozzard was really fast. "neigh" said freemen. (in horse that means ********.) Shell said "NEEEIGH" (in horse that means d0nt worry frrmen) freemen said "neeigh" (in horse that means ok, im not worried anymore) chell said "neigh" (in horse, that means good) "neigh neeeeiegh" said freemene (in horse that meand how are we going top do scienc now) Chell said "NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIGH" (in horse that means science is gay) then chell killed freemen cause chelll was acually the wizard this whole time.
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