• So a guy walks into a bar nd sees a jar of $10 bills. So he asks the bartender " Why r there so many $10 bills in this jar??", the bartender replies, "Its a test u have to put $10 in the jar the u have to drink a bottle of pepper tequlia wthout making a face, then u have to pull a tooth outta rabid pitbull, last u have to have to do a little chitty chitty bang bang wth an old lady". "Now I know why there are so many $10 bills in tht jar tht is impossible", so the guy drinks nd drinks nd drinks he gets so drunk he decides to do the test. So he puts $10 in the jar nd the bartender hands him the bottle. He drinks it wth tears flowing down his face wthout making a face. Next he goes out back where the dog is nd u hear a bunch screaming nd yelping nd barking so he comes out wth his clothes all tattered and says " Now where is the old lady wth the tooth?!?!,"

    If ya dont get it is funny nd ill explain it to ya. First go back to the part where it says the test. Ya did? good. Now he asked "where is the old lady wth the tooth?" right. so wat did he have to do wth the lady? OHHHHH!!!!!! Ya get it now yea ya might think its gross but ya know its funny. For more jokes from me just look me up nd ill b writing them all day!!