• Back in freshmen year me and my best friend we always do stuff together,
    One day he came to my house cause there was nothing to do like always...
    We sat in my backyard cause thats where we mostly sit and talk all the time and watch people
    But one thing I had to do...
    ME:hey i have to tell you something. eek
    Best Friend:What?
    ME:im gunna fart..... wink ^.^
    Best Friend:Okai go ahead fart neutral
    ME surprised kai not my fault if we die

    -2 seconds later-
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Car alarms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    (Both):hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh xd blaugh rofl 4laugh

    -couple of minutes pass-
    Me:eyyy eek
    Best Friend:what?.... stare
    Me:i have to fart again... eek
    Best Friend:again? stare
    Me:ya i have too eek
    Best Friend surprised kai just make sure nothing happens.... burning_eyes

    -the fart sounds like a machine gun fart with only 3 bullets-
    -2seconds went by-
    -car alarms-
    (BOTH):hahahhahahahahaha-cracks up bad-!hahsahdhhah! xd blaugh rofl 4laugh
    Best Friend:OMG dang you must have some super farts!!!!!!

    After that we had a great afternoon and went to go eat... biggrin