• Faye’s Birthday story (when coco got here…)

    I feel like all my friends are psycho… mainly Coco. Oh well. We will all live. I hope. We might all die in a tornado she created. I mean COME ON! Who is a living hazard to society?! She has done some strange things. Getting hit by a bus, jumping out of buildings, the list goes on!
    Then there is Dax and sempai… they plan on conquering the world w/ their boobs! How do you do that? …well I guess they are bigger than anyone else’s in the room but that doesn’t mean they can “rule the world”.
    Coco is being weird again…
    Now I’m getting complaints from the British woman for trying to type her into this strange log…
    HOLY!!!! Dax and the spastic woman Coco just went outside to do the hokey-pokey. IN THE MIDDLE OF MY STREET!!!!!
    … I gotta make better friends… or at least get one or two that are sane… ok maybe more than two… I guess I’ll live… (I hope…)
    Libby says she is sane. She only pretends to be insane because it’s more fun… Coco, on the other hand… story told. And the asian anime/manga/game addict is sane when you don’t give her a game control or a manga…
    COCO IS BEING A SPAZ!!!!!!
    They apparently are going out again. To do the what-ever-they-want-to dance… if there is such a dance…
    Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
    The Asian anime/manga/game addict is running to the… discontinues sentence
    When I went outside, I found everyone in the street…
    IDIOTS!!!
    I guess I’m writing a story on what is happening tonight.
    It is actually quite funny. Since Coco walked through the door, my house has been a WHOLE lot louder.
    I’ll end this to preserve my sanity…

    END STORY

    JUST KIDDING!!! Says sempai…she will now continue to make random things happen to random people.
    I feel like writing in italics… So four of us are playing Wario-Ware…and I ((sempai) am going back to correct the spelling and grammar of this entire document. I have already fixed the capitalization problems…
    Yeah, Kon fails at the balloon game…but the British woman-chan lost…Baka Kon.
    Back to more important things. Poor Spike-kohei, she has a bad headache. I hope she feels better soon.
    Oh yeah. I’m borrowing Faye-chan’s copy of Howl’s Moving Castle. There is nothing that can stop me from borrowing it. I want to hear it without distractions. But, OMG!!!!! Christian Bale is the voice of Howl. I could die from happiness. KYAAAAAAAAAA!!
    Yeah, my eyes are really dry and my voice hurts. I had a nine to five rehearsal for the Spring Musical today. And my feet hurt…
    Mrs. Spikes mother just got here, so Spike-kohei is going home now…
    And Dax says ‘Wheeeeeee!’. She just realized that it was ten o’clock and she has to get home. Bye, Dax and Spike! I’m gonna…

    Kyaa!!!!! Faye interrupts story with a “WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111`

    …Oookay. As I was saying, I gave Spike a hug and that British woman too. And the Asian anime/manga/game addict just left. So all that’s left is me, Kon, faye, and Coco. It just got really quiet. And I need to call my father so I am going to let Coco take over…Be afraid, be very, very afraid.

    Watz up, this is coco aka that spastic woman
    and of course we all already know that im a crazy pshyco
    woman who is totaly HOTTT!!!........
    but the party
    never got started till i was there i mean look when i got there they were watching a movie, but after i got there the party had started and we had
    crazy adventures um like singing in the middle of the street (totaly my idea) and eating that really intresting cake....... intresting, what would they
    have done without me i mean
    hello coco makes the world go round !!!!!! peace out (until next time )
    (Muhahahahahahahah..*cough* HAHAHAHA


    @(^-^)@
    Coco (aka, that spastic woman)

    ps: the bus did not hit me i ran into the bus......geez faye get
    the story correct next time, false info could make me look
    bad.


    The end
    (for now)