• -night time as the fog rolls in and shreak yell comes from bath house-

    Bommy: AYEEEEEEEE!

    John: ~knocks down the door to Bommy's room~ whats going on?!

    Bommy: ~points at a raccoon~ he ate my last pancake! ~starts to cry~

    John: it's ok ill get you a new pancake!

    Bommy: NO!

    John: WHAT?!

    Bommy: its not the same... that pancake... was made... BY THE PANCAKE GOD!

    John: ~stares blankly~ pancake.... god?

    Bommy: don't tell me you haven't heard of him!

    John: ~confused~ uuuuh no....?

    Bommy: well either way... THAT RACCOON MUST BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!

    Rose: ~walks in slow-mo~ did somebody say... justice?

    John&Bommy: ~stares at rose~

    Rose: what? cant a girl have a cool opening once in a while?

    John: nope...

    Bommy: now i was saying... that raccoon needs to be brought to justice!
    ~points at blank spot at the floor~

    John: what raccoon?

    Bommy: ~turns around and eye's flame up~ THATS IT! WHOEVER BRING'S IN THAT RACCOON GET 20$!

    Bill: ~charges through the wall~ 20$ you say? IM ON IT!

    Bommy,John,&rose: ~stares at Bill blankly~

    Bommy: you're fixing that wall Bill...

    -later that day in the forest-

    Bill: ~presses walkie talkie button~ alright target in sight

    Rose: ~presses walkie talkie button~ affirmative!

    John: you guys are right next to each other why do you have to use the walkie talkie

    Rose&Bill: DON'T JUDGE ME!

    John: oooookay then...? freaks....

    Bill: target is approaching the trap...

    Rose: just.... a.... little... more....

    Raccoon: ~picks up bait and walks away~

    Rose,Bill,&John: ~are surprised~ NO ******** WAY!

    John: ~steps on trap and trap springs him into a net in the air~

    Bill: ~stares blankly~ that raccoon is smart...

    Raccoon: ~laughs and runs off~

    -later in the forest once again-

    Bill: ~aims sniper scope at raccoon~ i got the shot give me your orders...

    Rose: wait for it.... waaaait for it.... waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiit... WAAAAAAAAAIT!

    John: just shoot the damn thing...

    Rose: NO! DONT SHOOT!

    Bill: ~is confused~

    John: SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT NOW!

    Rose: NO DON'T SHOOT!

    John: SHOOOOOT IT!

    Bill: AAAAAAAH! ~aims the gun at both john and rose and shoots them with
    tranqulizer darts~

    Raccoon: ~looks up and runs off~

    John&rose: ~collapses from tree and falls on face~

    John: no mommy i dont want to go to school yet!

    Bill: damn he got away!

    -even later... i mean this is like 3 a.m.-

    Bill: ~stares through night vision goggles at the raccoon~

    John: alright we got him this time... ~stares at big cage and smiles~

    Raccoon: ~eats the bait and the cage falls~
    Rose: ~springs the trap and catches the raccoon~

    Bill: WE GOT HIM!

    Raccoon: ~stares at them and then runs through the bars of the cage~

    John: crap... i told you we should of stuck with the smaller cage! but noooooo! bill wanted
    the big one!

    Bill: don't blame me you're the one that went with the idea in the first place!

    Rose: SHUTUP! we need a new plan!

    John: you're right... all this fighting is getting us nowhere... so rose... you wanna come
    back to my place?

    Rose: ~smacks John on the head~ Bill is the only one for me!

    Bill: ~stares blankly~ i... hate... you...

    -later...around noon'-

    Bill: ok... this is our last chance...

    Rose&John: RIGHT!

    Bill: now lets do this!

    Bill,Rose,&John: ~puts hands together~ BREAK!

    Bill,Rose,&John: ~looks at the raccoon with fire in their eyes~

    Pier: ~walks up~ THERE YOU ARE PIER JR.! ~picks up raccoon~

    Bill,Rose,&John: ~stare blankly at pier~

    Pier: I've been looking for you forever! so you've been hanging out with these
    weirdos have you? well... lets show them... how... STRANGE WE ARE! ~simply enfuego starts
    playing and Pier and Pier jr. starts dancing to the beat~

    John: ohemmgee... I LOVE THIS SONG! ~starts dancing along~

    Rose,&Bill: ~stares blankly~

    Bill: ~shrugs~ if you cant beat em... join em! ~starts dancing along too~

    Rose: you're all freaks... ~gives them all a cold stare~ im going home...

    To be Continued...?