• This is to the many disillusioned little children. Naruto is not a ninja. Naruto is a stupid wanabe Dragon Ball Z character. Really though what self respecting ninja would wear bright orange wherever he/she goes? For another thing ninjas were protectors of castles and such, not people who go out and compete in tournaments or leave all the time for "missions". Ninjas had no magic but rather were smart enough to hide in the shadows and play on people‚Äôs faults to stay hidden. Truth be told most ninjas were actually the care takers of houses and such. Alas, Naruto has taken an honorable and noble occupation and made a mockery of it. Good job mainstream society.