• Good friends: Help you up when you fall.
    Best friends: Laugh when you fall.

    Good friends: Give you the last gummy worm.
    Best friends: Lick it before you can touch it and then say: "Want it now?!"

    Good friends: Will tell you when he/she doesn't deserve you.
    Best friends: Call them saying: "You'd better sleep with one eye open tonight!"

    Good friends: Wait until you swallow your drink before telling a joke.
    Best friends: Wait until you have the drink in your mouth to tell it so that it will come out your nose.

    Good friends? Yeah, they're out there.
    Best friends? They're all mine.