• Six foot six
    With a chiselled chin,
    Perfect good looks
    But rather dim.

    He's a dimbo himbo.

    He started as a lumberjack
    Chopping up big logs,
    Moved on to modelling clothes
    In glossy catalogues.

    He's a dimbo himbo.

    Then came the film roles,
    All in rather bad taste,
    Killing all the bad guys
    With his hair still in place.

    He's a dimbo himbo.

    Women always love him,
    He always love them.
    Strange that all his fans
    Seem to be men.

    He's a dimbo himbo.

    He's a man of many projects,
    All for a good cause.
    He'd like to save the world
    If he knew where it was.

    He's a dimbo himbo.

    His face is on many posters
    All over town,
    So until the next dimbo himbo
    He's the superhero clown.