• I was shocked, confused, and bewilderd, as I entered heavens door.
    Not by the beauty of it all, nor the lights or its decor.

    But it was the people in heaven who made gasp.
    The liers, sinners, the alcolholics, and the trash.

    There was Jonny, who stole my lunch money twice, and there was my nieghbor, who never said anything nice. And there sat old Mrs. Grimm who I thought was always rotting away in hell. Was sitting on cloud nine looking incrediblly well.

    I budged Jeses and said "whats the deal, I'd love to hear your take." How all these sinners get up here? God must've made a mistake, and why is everyone so quiet, so somber; give me a clue? He turned to me and said "no one thought they would be seeing you."