• One broad day, In the middle of the night,
    Two dead men stood up to fight.

    Back to back they faced eachother,
    Drew their swords and shot eachother.

    A deaf policeman heard this noise,
    and got up and shot the two dead boys.

    If you don't believe this lie,
    Ask the blind man, he saw it too.

    The very same day, later that night,
    An empty truck, loaded with bricks,
    Ran over a dead cat and almost killed it.