• Once upon a time
    In a kingdom far, far away
    Little Miss Muffet sat
    Eating her Curds of Whey

    When all of a sudden
    Bah Bah Blacksheep appeared
    And that was when she noticed
    All his hair had been sheared

    She gasped, he cried
    Neither knowing what to do
    When Peter Piper came along
    To offer them a clue

    "Winter's coming soon
    So you better be prepared.
    Who else would need a fur coat
    Other than a bear?"

    So the two took his advice
    And to the Three Bear's dwelling they went
    All were rather annoyed with the intrusion
    And asked from whom they were sent

    So they told them of Peter Piper
    Who was eaten the next day
    For both annoying a hungry bear
    And leading our heroes astray

    Back to square one
    Bah Bah cried once again
    When Little Miss Muffet
    Thought of someone more genuine

    Kings were as wise
    As they were old
    So who else to ask
    Other than Old King Cole?

    But when they arrived
    He was busier than a bee
    Trying to catch a Gingerbread Man
    That had somehow gotten free

    And you should've seen the poor sheep
    He was in so much despair
    Both were so preoccupied
    They didn't notice the Big Bad Wolf there!

    But he didn't attack
    He was just stalking the two
    Just like he once did
    Little Red Riding Hood

    And once again
    Both were quite depressed
    Unsure of of who
    The should ask next

    Old MacDonald
    Happened to walk by
    And said to both
    A friendly 'hi'

    And so they asked him
    If he knew of anything
    All he said was 'Beware
    Of wolf in sheep's clothing!'

    All suddenly became
    Very crystal clear
    When Big Bad Wolf attacked
    From a bush that was near!

    But something was different
    Something not quite right
    Something that made them fear
    And something that gave them delight

    'My wool!' cried Bah Bah
    Happy to be reunited
    But Big Bad Wolf ate him
    As soon as he was sighted

    And Little Miss Muffet?
    She ran away
    Saying something along the lines of
    'I'd rather Spiders any day!'