• Dear Tooth Fairy,
    Why won't you give me any money? I thought they were especially valuable because they were in honey. They also went in my brother's tummy.
    Now, that your listening to this letter, I want to ask you questions that will make me feel a bit better. Starting... right about, NOW: Do you have kids, or are you just really big? Is your hair alright, or is it 100% white? Do you have a gentle husband, or is he a gay trucker man? Are you like, really dumb,or are you like, a straight-up bum? Thank goodness I only have one more question to give you. Now tooth fairy, weres the cash, or are you just gonna stare like I'm trash?
    Yours truly,
    im_ur_not_so_cuddly_bunni

    P.S. I'm still waiting for the cash.