• 12 Days of Christmas(hillbilly version)




    On The First Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me 1 Totalled Chevy!!!

    On The 2nd Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me 2 Whisky Barrels And A Totalled Chevy!!!

    On The 3rd Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me 3 Old Hunting Dogs,2 Whisky Barrels,And A Totalled Chevy!!!

    On The 4th Day of Christmas My true Love Gave To Me 4 Crappy Tool Boxes,3 Old Hunting Dogs,2 WHisky Barrels,And A Totalled Chevy!!!

    On The 5th Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To My 5 CHICKEN WINGZ!!!!,4 Crappy Tool Boxes,3Old Hunting Dogs,2Whisky Barrels,And A Totalled Chevy!!!

    On The 6th Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me 6 Rotting Salmon,5CHICKEN WINGZ!!!,4 Crappy Tool Boxes,3Old Hunting Dogs,2 WHisky Barrels,And A Totalled Chevy!!!

    On The 7th Day of Christmas My true Love Gave To Me 7 Stupid Smokers,6 Rotting Salmon,5 CHICKEN WINGZ!!!,4Crappy Tool Boxes,3 Old Hunting Dogs,2 Whisky Barrels,And A Totalled Chevy!!!

    On The 8th Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me 8 Cans Of Bud-Light,7Stupid Smokers, 6 Rotting Salmon, 5 CHICKEN WINGZ!!!! , 4 Crappy Tool Boxes, 3 Old Hunting Dogs, 2 WHisky Barrels, And A Totalled Chevy!!!

    On The 9th Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me 9 Hangovers,8 Cans Of Bud0Light,7 Stupid SMokers, 6 Rotting Salmon, 5 CHICKEN WINGZ!!!,4 Crappy Tool Boxes, 3 Old Hunting Dogs, 2 Whisky Barrels, And A Totalled Chevy!!!

    On The 10th Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me 10 Half-Eaten Twinkies,9 Hangovers,8 Cans Of Bud0Light,7 Stupid SMokers, 6 Rotting Salmon, 5 CHICKEN WINGZ!!!,4 Crappy Tool Boxes, 3 Old Hunting Dogs, 2 Whisky Barrels, And A Totalled Chevy!!!

    On The 11th Day of Christmas My true Love Gave To Me 11 Gun Racks,10 Half-Eaten Twinkies,9 Hangovers,8 Cans Of Bud0Light,7 Stupid SMokers, 6 Rotting Salmon, 5 CHICKEN WINGZ!!!,4 Crappy Tool Boxes, 3 Old Hunting Dogs, 2 Whisky Barrels, And A Totalled Chevy!!!

    On The 12th Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me 12 Car Transmissions,11 Gun Racks,10 Half-Eaten Twinkies,9 Hangovers,8 Cans Of Bud0Light,7 Stupid SMokers, 6 Rotting Salmon, 5 CHICKEN WINGZ!!!,4 Crappy Tool Boxes, 3 Old Hunting Dogs, 2 Whisky Barrels, And A Totalled Chevy!!!